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You know Aunt Josephine Curdled Cave is for saleSoSo before too long people are gonna come to look at itand some of those people will be realtors
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

So, pretty soon people are going to come to look at it. And some of those people will...

Klaus Baudelaire:
You know, Curdled Cave is for sale.Aunt Josephine:So?Klaus Baudelaire:So, pretty soon people are going to come to look at it. And some of those people will be... realtors

Full Transcript

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You know Aunt Josephine Curdled Cave is for sale
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So
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So before too long people are gonna come to look at it
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and some of those people will be realtors
Available in 6 languages
Duration
16 seconds
Views
1,394
Timestamp in Movie
01:08:04
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Liam Aiken
Klaus Baudelaire
Liam Aiken
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I guess it's a good thing none of us have eaten in a...
There's a crack in the boat! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
There's a crack in the boat!
Aunt Josephine that is not helping - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
Aunt Josephine that is not helping
Hello hello hello - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Hello hello hello
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Hello hello helloI missed you guysLooks like you could use a...
Hot potato - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:03
Hot potato
Haven'tWhatYou said hadn't That's bad grammarYou should've saidYou haven't been a very trustworthy personThank you for correcting me - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:24
Haven'tWhatYou said hadn't That's bad...
What? You said "hadn't." That's bad grammar. You should've said, "You haven't been a very trustworth - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
What? You said "hadn't." That's bad...
Thank you for correcting me. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
Thank you for correcting me.
Aunt Josephine. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Aunt Josephine.
Everybody be cool. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:22
Everybody be cool.
I saved him I saved the boy from the leechesBack to the depths you fingery devilsYou will not devour this boy's head today - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
I saved him I saved the boy from the leechesBack to the...
What are you doing here - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
What are you doing here
If anything happened to the children Say whatWith the exception of course of blood relatives and married couplesReallyMr Poe have I told you about our new play - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:26
If anything happened to the children Say whatWith the...
Mr Poe, have I told you about our new play? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Mr Poe, have I told you about our new play?
Critic. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Critic.
This is ridiculousViolet's only 14 She can't be legally marriedShe can if she has the permission of her guardian Who's thatMeLook it up bookworm - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
This is ridiculousViolet's only 14 She can't be...
Look it up bookworm - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:03
Look it up bookworm
Look it up, bookworm. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:29
Look it up, bookworm.
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How could you She's an infantViolet Violet Violet...