[after telling the children how Ike died] Aunt Josephine: Oh, God, I hate it here. Violet Baudelaire: Well, Aunt Josephine, have you ever thought of, maybe, moving someplace else? Maybe, if you moved
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[after telling the children how Ike died]

Aunt Josephine:
Oh, God, I hate it here.
Violet Baudelaire:
Well, Aunt Josephine, have you ever thought of, maybe, moving someplace else? Maybe, if you moved away from Lake Lachrymose, you might feel better.
Aunt Josephine:
Oh, I could never, never, never, never sell this house.
[pause]

Aunt Josephine:
I'm terrified of realtors.
Lemony Snicket:
There are two kinds of fears. Rational and irrational. Being afraid of realtors is an irrational fear.
[in a flashback]

Realtor:
[shows her card to a tentative Josephine]
Is this a bad time?
Aunt Josephine:
[screams at the top of her lungs]

[in the present]

Klaus Baudelaire:
[to Violet]
We gotta get her out of the house.

Transcript:
Well, Aunt Josephine,
have you ever thought
of maybe moving someplace else?
Maybe if you moved away from Lake
Lachrymose you might feel better.
I could never,
never, never, never sell this house.
I'm terrified of realtors.
There are two kinds of fears:
rational and irrational.
Being afraid of realtors
is an irrational fear.
Is this a bad time?
We gotta get her out of the house.
Watch out for those avocados. The pit
could become lodged in our throats.
And watch out for that cart.
It could break free and run us over.
Everything's fine, Aunt Josephine.
Lord thundering jumped-up Jehovah.
The black plague!
Is it the black plague?
No, that there was all my fault.
Tell you what, can't tell you
how sorry I is

Clip duration: 69 seconds
Views: 91
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, family, fantasy
Summary: When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.


Actors

Aunt Josephine - Meryl Streep
Lemony Snicket - Jude Law
Realtor - Jane Lynch