To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I didn't know they had this kind of budget
Please log in to add to collections.
Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

I didn't know they had this budget!

The Critic: I didn't know they had this budget!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.251
I didn't know they had this kind of budget
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,095
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:02
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Dustin Hoffman
The Critic (uncredited)
Dustin Hoffman
Hairless lothario! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
Hairless lothario!
Don't look down. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Don't look down.
"Do you, "Count Olaf, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, "in sickness and in health, till death do you part?" Until death? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
"Do you, "Count Olaf, take this woman to be your...
"Do you, Violet Baudelaire, take this Count Olaf, "to be your lawfully wedded husband, "in sickness and in health, till death do you part?" Justice Strauss, I... - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17
"Do you, Violet Baudelaire, take this Count Olaf,...
I do. - She doesn't deserve him. - No. - Are you thinking that too? - No, she doesn't. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
I do. - She doesn't deserve him. - No. - Are you...
She doesn't deserve him No - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
She doesn't deserve him No
Sunny, where's the key? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Sunny, where's the key?
Children, I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely unfortunate event. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:18
Children, I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely...
These things don't just happen - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
These things don't just happen
Come on, come on, come on! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
Come on, come on, come on!
Look what I did to your pretty little homeLet's finish it - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Look what I did to your pretty little homeLet's finish...
Boss? What is it? Kinda busy right now. - We've got a problem. - Where are you? Look up. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Boss? What is it? Kinda busy right now. - We've got a...
Mr Poe You unspeakable cadArrest himFor whatFor being a greedy monster Come onI'm the monsterYou're the monsterCome on Come onThese children tried to tell you but you wouldn't listenNo one ever listens to childrenCome on Come on You think you're - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:44
Mr Poe You unspeakable cadArrest himFor whatFor being a...
This certificate says that I have the fortune nowCome onAnd there's nothing you can do about itWhat do you think Too diabolicalGive me some feedback - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
This certificate says that I have the fortune nowCome onAnd...
What do you think? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
What do you think?
Now nowLet's keep our heads hereIf you do anything to me you're just sinking to my levelNot to mention setting a terrible example for the childrenGuiltyI am thrilled to say that Count Olafwas captured for crimes too numerous to mentionAnd before serving - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:24
Now nowLet's keep our heads hereIf you do anything to...
The Baudelaires had triumphed, a word which here means "unmasking a cruel and talentless arsonist, "and solving the mystery of the Baudelaire fire." If only justice were as kind. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:48
The Baudelaires had triumphed, a word which here means...
Before we leave, perhaps there's time for just one last stop. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
Before we leave, perhaps there's time for just one last...
"Violet, Klaus and Sunny." It's addressed to us. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
"Violet, Klaus and Sunny." It's addressed to...
It's the letterThe letter that never cameDearest childrensince we've been abroad we have missed you all so muchCertain events have compelled us to extend our travelsOne day when you're olderyou will learn all about the people we have befriendedand the - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:13
It's the letterThe letter that never cameDearest...