I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching. The movie you are about...
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Lemony Snicket:
[the Littlest Elf has just come to an abrupt halt]
I'm sorry to say that this is not the movie you will be watching. The movie you are about to see is extremely unpleasant. If you wish to see a film about a happy little elf, I'm sure there is still plenty of seating in theatre number two. However, if you like stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans, suspicious fires, carnivorous leeches, Italian food and secret organizations, then stay, as I retrace each and every one of the Baudelaire children's woeful steps. My name is Lemony Snicket, and it is my sad duty to document this tale.
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I'm sorry to say that this is not
the movie you will be watching.
The movie you are about to see
is extremely unpleasant.
If you wish to see a film
about a happy little elf,
I'm sure there is still plenty
of seating in theater number two.
However, if you like stories
about clever
and reasonably attractive orphans,
suspicious fires,
carnivorous leeches,
Italian food
and secret organizations,
then stay
as I retrace each and every one
of the Baudelaire children's
woeful steps.
My name is Lemony Snicket,
and it is my sad duty
to document this tale.
Violet Baudelaire, the eldest,
was one of the finest 14-year-old
inventors in the world.
Anyone who knew Violet well could
tell she was inventing something
when her long hair was tied up
in a ribbon.
In a world of abandoned items
and discarded materials,
Violet knew there
was always something.
Something she could fashion
into nearly any device
for nearly every occasion.
And no one was better
to test her inventions
than her brother.
Klaus Baudelaire, the middle child,
loved books.
Or, rather, the things he learned
from books.
The Baudelaire parents had
an enormous library in their mansion.
A room filled with thousands
of books on nearly every subject.
And nothing pleased Klaus more
than spending an afternoon filling up
his head with their contents.
And everything he read
he remembered.
Clip duration: 111 seconds
Views: 417
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
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