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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Look it up, bookworm. Yes. Once you say "I do"and sign the certificate, you'll really be...

Look it up, bookworm. Yes. Once you say "I do"and sign the certificate, you'll really be my loverly bride. You'll cook and cleanand massage my bunions and clip my thick yellow toenails. Hey, marriage is no picnic. You gotta work at it. I'll never say "I do". Never. I think you might, once you look up there

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Look it up bookworm
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Yes Once you say I do and sign the certificate
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you'll really be my loverly bride
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You'll cook and clean and massage my bunions
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and clip my thick yellow toenails
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Hey marriage is no picnic
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You gotta work at it
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I'll never say I do Never
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I think you might
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once you look up there
Available in 6 languages
Duration
29 seconds
Views
409
Timestamp in Movie
01:16:52
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
How could you She's an infantViolet Violet Violet VioletVioletYou're 14 years oldYou should know by now that you can't have everything you wantYou want a life of happiness A roof over your headA place to call your own and all that jazzAnd what about what - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:45
How could you She's an infantViolet Violet Violet...
Ladies and gentlemen, could you put your appendages together for The Marvelouse Marriage. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Ladies and gentlemen, could you put your appendages together...
No you're not going to go through with thisI have to No come onThere's always something There's always somethingNo not this timeBut Camel you're onGo Klaus Violet - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:27
No you're not going to go through with thisI have to No...
- I have to. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:26
- I have to.
There's always something - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
There's always something
Nothing in the world will keep the count from his beloved bride Nothing in the world Nothing in the world Nothing, nothing - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
Nothing in the world will keep the count from his beloved...
What a marvellous day for a marriage. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:52
What a marvellous day for a marriage.
What would Violet doThe courageous battle What would Violet dohas waylaid himThere's always something There's always something - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
What would Violet doThe courageous battle What would Violet...
What a thoroughly un-marvellous marriage this will be. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
What a thoroughly un-marvellous marriage this will be.
It's the count in his autogiro. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
It's the count in his autogiro.
I didn't know they had this kind of budget - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
I didn't know they had this kind of budget
Hairless lothario! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
Hairless lothario!
Don't look down. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Don't look down.
"Do you, "Count Olaf, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, "in sickness and in health, till death do you part?" Until death? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
"Do you, "Count Olaf, take this woman to be your...
"Do you, Violet Baudelaire, take this Count Olaf, "to be your lawfully wedded husband, "in sickness and in health, till death do you part?" Justice Strauss, I... - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17
"Do you, Violet Baudelaire, take this Count Olaf,...
I do. - She doesn't deserve him. - No. - Are you thinking that too? - No, she doesn't. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
I do. - She doesn't deserve him. - No. - Are you...
She doesn't deserve him No - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
She doesn't deserve him No
Sunny, where's the key? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Sunny, where's the key?
Children, I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely unfortunate event. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:18
Children, I'm afraid I must inform you of an extremely...
These things don't just happen - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
These things don't just happen