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My chief assistant Gustav took sick and phoned not one hour agoHe'd give anything to be here right now
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

He'd do anything to be here now

Uncle Monty:
My chief assistant, Gustav, took sick and phoned not one hour ago.Count Olaf: He'd do anything to be here now

Full Transcript

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My chief assistant Gustav took sick and phoned not one hour ago
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He'd give anything to be here right now
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,090
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:09
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Billy Connolly
Uncle Monty
Billy Connolly
Jim Carrey
Count Olaf
Jim Carrey
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Damn it.
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The Italian fiend
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Aunt JosephineNever heard of herDoes it strike you as odd...
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Does it strike you as odd that none of our relatives are...
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Aunt Josephine?
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I'm sorry.