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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

No, it's not a suicide note.It's a message. It's not supposed to be "lke,"it's supposed to...

No, it's not a suicide note.It's a message. It's not supposed to be "lke,"it's supposed to be "ice" with a "C". "Unbearable" with a "U"

Full Transcript

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No it's not a suicide note It's a message
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It's not supposed to be lke it's supposed to be ice with a C
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Unbearable with a U
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
185
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:25
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
All the way over to Curdled Cave, way over there. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
All the way over to Curdled Cave, way over there.
- Come away from the fridge. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
- Come away from the fridge.
Violet, you better tie your hair up. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Violet, you better tie your hair up.
Bring me that fire extinguisher. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Bring me that fire extinguisher.
On three, we're gonna break that beam. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
On three, we're gonna break that beam.
Sure you tied your hair tight enough On three - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Sure you tied your hair tight enough On three
On three - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
On three
Wait. Hold on, Sunny. Now! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
Wait. Hold on, Sunny. Now!
She's alive We have to go to the authoritiesNoWhat They won't listen They never listenIt's Olaf He'll never stop We have to find her ourselves - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
She's alive We have to go to the authoritiesNoWhat They...
You just stay where you're at and we'll come where you're to - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
You just stay where you're at and we'll come where...
You know Aunt Josephine Curdled Cave is for saleSoSo before too long people are gonna come to look at itand some of those people will be realtors - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
You know Aunt Josephine Curdled Cave is for saleSoSo before...
I guess it's a good thing none of us have eaten in a while, then. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
I guess it's a good thing none of us have eaten in a...
There's a crack in the boat! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
There's a crack in the boat!
Aunt Josephine that is not helping - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
Aunt Josephine that is not helping
Hello hello hello - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Hello hello hello
Hello hello helloI missed you guysLooks like you could use a little assistanceYou're gonna need assistance when we get to townAunt Josephine's gonna tell everyoneThen I'll be sent to jail and you'll live happily with a friendly guardianinventing and - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:40
Hello hello helloI missed you guysLooks like you could use a...
Hot potato - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:03
Hot potato
Haven'tWhatYou said hadn't That's bad grammarYou should've saidYou haven't been a very trustworthy personThank you for correcting me - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:24
Haven'tWhatYou said hadn't That's bad...
What? You said "hadn't." That's bad grammar. You should've said, "You haven't been a very trustworth - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
What? You said "hadn't." That's bad...
Thank you for correcting me. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
Thank you for correcting me.