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Dinner is servedPuttanescaWhat did you call meIt's pasta Pasta PuttanescaWhere's the roast beefRoast beefBeef Yes Roast beefIt's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted
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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!

Violet Baudelaire:
Dinner is served. Puttanesca.Count Olaf:What did you call me?Klaus Baudelaire:It's pasta... Pasta Puttanesca.Count Olaf:Where's the roast beef?Klaus Baudelaire:Roast beef?Count Olaf:Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!

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Dinner is served
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Puttanesca
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What did you call me
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It's pasta Pasta Puttanesca
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Where's the roast beef
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Roast beef
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Beef Yes Roast beef
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It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted
Available in 6 languages
Duration
24 seconds
Views
1,529
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:27
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Emily Browning
Violet Baudelaire
Emily Browning
Liam Aiken
Klaus Baudelaire
Liam Aiken
Puttanesca. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:24
Puttanesca.
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You know there's a big world out therefilled with...
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But I don't care about themI chose to open my heartto...
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All I ask in return is that you do every thing that pops...
No Why you littleBack off parrot faceI'll bite higherDon't mock meWow You are nuts - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
No Why you littleBack off parrot faceI'll bite...
Wow. You are nuts. It's time you children learnt a little respect. - Back! - Put her down! You monst - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
Wow. You are nuts. It's time you children learnt a...
You all saw it. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
You all saw it.
You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18ReallySays who The law Look it up - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
You won't get a cent until Violet turns 18ReallySays...
The law Look it up - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
The law Look it up
Are you? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
Are you?
Where were we? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Where were we?
Are you okay No - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
Are you okay No
Klaus, what are you doing? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:25
Klaus, what are you doing?
How could they do this to us? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:21
How could they do this to us?
Do you remember when Mom and Dad went to Europe? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:31
Do you remember when Mom and Dad went to Europe?
Do you think anything will ever feel like home again? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Do you think anything will ever feel like home again?
Do you think anything will ever feel like home againSanctuary is a word which here meansa small safe place in a troubling worldLike an oasis in a vast desert or an island in a stormy sea - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:33
Do you think anything will ever feel like home...
"Sanctuary" is a word which here means a small, safe place in a troubling world. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:30
"Sanctuary" is a word which here means a small,...
Thank you, Your Honour. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Thank you, Your Honour.
Children, I've been contemplating our situation and I realise that I've been a bit standoffish, shall we say? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:29
Children, I've been contemplating our situation and I...