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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Perfect. Nice hot soup. Actually, it's chilled cucumber soup. I never cook anything hot....

Perfect. Nice hot soup. Actually, it's chilled cucumber soup. I never cook anything hot. I'm afraid that the stovewill burst into flames. - Where's your brother?- The kitchen. Klaus? What are you doing? Napkins. Napkins are here. Come away from the fridge.If it falls, it'll crush you flat. All right. Would you like to see some pictures?

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Perfect Nice hot soup
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Actually it's chilled cucumber soup
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I never cook anything hot
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I'm afraid that the stove will burst into flames
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Where's your brother The kitchen
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Klaus
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What are you doing
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Napkins
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Napkins are here
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Come away from the fridge If it falls it'll crush you flat
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All right
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Would you like to see some pictures
Available in 6 languages
Duration
33 seconds
Views
271
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:18
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
Where's your brother The kitchenKlausWhat are you doingNapkinsNapkins are hereCome away from the fridge If it falls it'll crush you flat - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
Where's your brother The kitchenKlausWhat are you...
Is this lke? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Is this lke?
Look at all the things you did, Aunt Josephine. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
Look at all the things you did, Aunt Josephine.
Uncle Monty? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:21
Uncle Monty?
Did lke die in a fireSilly child noHe was eaten by leechesOkay - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
Did lke die in a fireSilly child noHe was eaten by...
Watch the chandelier, children. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Watch the chandelier, children.
Ike and I explored every cove and inlet of Lake Lachrymose, from Horrid Harbour all the way over to Curdled Cave, way over there. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
Ike and I explored every cove and inlet of Lake Lachrymose,...
Lachrymose leeches have six rows of very sharp teeth and one very sharp nose. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
Lachrymose leeches have six rows of very sharp teeth and one...
I told him, "lke, you must wait one hour before going into the water." But he only waited 45 minutes. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
I told him, "lke, you must wait one hour before going...
That area is private. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
That area is private.
Ever sell this house - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:42
Ever sell this house
God I hate it hereWell Aunt Josephinehave you ever thought of maybe moving someplace elseMaybe if you moved away from Lake Lachrymose you might feel betterI could nevernever never never sell this houseI'm terrified of realtorsThere are two kinds of - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:45
God I hate it hereWell Aunt Josephinehave you ever thought...
There are two kinds of fearsrational and irrationalBeing afraid of realtors is an irrational fear - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
There are two kinds of fearsrational and irrationalBeing...
The black plague - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:05
The black plague
He's just a boy barely out of his OshKosh B'Gosh - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
He's just a boy barely out of his OshKosh B'Gosh
Sure I get the good parkin' spotsbut who could love a man with one leg and a face like a hen's arse - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:09
Sure I get the good parkin' spotsbut who could love a...
Please the children are going to make a lovely dinner of PuttanescaThe very meal I ate before they took me leg - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Please the children are going to make a lovely dinner of...
- Are you here? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
- Are you here?
Aunt Jo - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
Aunt Jo
Oh, no. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Oh, no.