...So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olaf, who resides right here in the city...
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Mr. Poe:
...So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olaf, who resides right here in the city just 37 blocks away.
Klaus Baudelaire:
I don't think that's what "closest" is supposed to mean.
Violet Baudelaire:
We don't know a Count Olaf.
Mr. Poe:
Yes, yes, of course you do. He's either your third cousin four times removed or your forth cousin three times removed.
Sunny:
[subtitled baby talk]
Someone's BRAIN'S been removed!
Violet Baudelaire:
Sunny!
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and to place you in the care
of your closest relative.
So I'm taking you to live
with your dear Count Olaf,
who resides right here in the city,
just 37 blocks away.
I don't think that's what ''closest''
is supposed to mean.
We don't know a Count Olaf.
Yes, yes, of course you do.
He's either your third cousin
four times removed
or your fourth cousin
three times removed.
And he's an actor by trade.
Isn't that exciting, children?
You should count yourselves
lucky, children.
This sort of generosity is rare
in a person of his profession.
Here we are, your new home.
Isn't it lovely, children?
Oh, hello.
You must be the Baudelaires.
Hi.
I was so sorry to hear
about the accident,
but so happy to hear
you were coming here.
Welcome. I'm Justice Strauss
of the city high court.
I'm Violet. And this is my brother,
Klaus, and my sister, Sunny.
Poe, Mulctuary Management.
How do you do?
Lovely.
Your house is so beautiful.
Thank you.
Please don't be strangers.
You come visit me anytime you like.
Clip duration: 72 seconds
Views: 353
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: adventure, comedy, family
Summary: When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
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00:34 Looks like you could use a little assistance
00:11 All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing...
00:26 Is a little piece I like to call
00:14 Did Ike die in a fire
00:42 Ever sell this house
00:16 We're gonna break that beam
00:17 The very meal I ate before they took me leg
00:08 If you have ever lost someone very important to you
00:19 I'm going on a perfectly innocent ride in the country...
00:44 No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire
00:21 How could they do this to us
00:05 The black plague
00:35 There's always something
00:36 I don't know if you've ever noticed this
00:10 The big cage door is open
00:07 I'm very disappointed in you children
00:25 Curdled Cave is for sale
00:06 This is not home
00:18 What are you doing
00:09 These things don't just happen