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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

These things don't just happen

Klaus Baudelaire:
These things don't just happen

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These things don't just happen
Available in 6 languages
Duration
4 seconds
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1,188
Timestamp in Movie
01:25:44
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Liam Aiken
Klaus Baudelaire
Liam Aiken
Come on, come on, come on! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:14
Come on, come on, come on!
Look what I did to your pretty little homeLet's finish it - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Look what I did to your pretty little homeLet's finish...
Boss? What is it? Kinda busy right now. - We've got a problem. - Where are you? Look up. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Boss? What is it? Kinda busy right now. - We've got a...
Mr Poe You unspeakable cadArrest himFor whatFor being a greedy monster Come onI'm the monsterYou're the monsterCome on Come onThese children tried to tell you but you wouldn't listenNo one ever listens to childrenCome on Come on You think you're - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:44
Mr Poe You unspeakable cadArrest himFor whatFor being a...
This certificate says that I have the fortune nowCome onAnd there's nothing you can do about itWhat do you think Too diabolicalGive me some feedback - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
This certificate says that I have the fortune nowCome onAnd...
What do you think? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
What do you think?
Now nowLet's keep our heads hereIf you do anything to me you're just sinking to my levelNot to mention setting a terrible example for the childrenGuiltyI am thrilled to say that Count Olafwas captured for crimes too numerous to mentionAnd before serving - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:24
Now nowLet's keep our heads hereIf you do anything to...
The Baudelaires had triumphed, a word which here means "unmasking a cruel and talentless arsonist, "and solving the mystery of the Baudelaire fire." If only justice were as kind. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:48
The Baudelaires had triumphed, a word which here means...
Before we leave, perhaps there's time for just one last stop. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
Before we leave, perhaps there's time for just one last...
"Violet, Klaus and Sunny." It's addressed to us. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
"Violet, Klaus and Sunny." It's addressed to...
It's the letterThe letter that never cameDearest childrensince we've been abroad we have missed you all so muchCertain events have compelled us to extend our travelsOne day when you're olderyou will learn all about the people we have befriendedand the - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 01:13
It's the letterThe letter that never cameDearest...
Passing the torch is a rite of passage that can take many forms. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
Passing the torch is a rite of passage that can take many...
Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no misery and woe, and they take comfort in cheerful films about twittering birds and giggling elves. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:45
Dear reader, there are people in the world who know no...
Something to invent something to read - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Something to invent something to read
And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were very fortunate indeed. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
And for this reason, I am happy to say, the Baudelaires were...
Oh, the captain loved the ladies But he dragged himself a wife Now he's wishin' he was fishin' But he's on the hook for life Well, I guess he shouldn't of oughta But he drowned her in the water And then a flounder downed her That's why they never found he - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:21
Oh, the captain loved the ladies But he dragged himself a...
Bum buttery flit fluttery Dum diddly-ooh Bum buttery bluebird is singing a tune Daffodil dillies awaken and prune Bursting in bloom All the flowers assume It's a loverly, loverly spring - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
Bum buttery flit fluttery Dum diddly-ooh Bum buttery...
Chit-chattery chipmunks all singing along Humming their join-in-a-spring-along song Spring is the springiest time for a song It's a loverly, loverly spring In the forest we play with the rabbits all day We visit the birdies and fishes There's nary a care - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:49
Chit-chattery chipmunks all singing along Humming their...
And this must be Klaus - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:22
And this must be Klaus