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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

They won't listen. They never listen! We have to find Aunt Josephine - by ourselves

Klaus Baudelaire:
We have to go to the authorities!Violet Baudelaire:No.Klaus Baudelaire:What?Violet Baudelaire:They won't listen. They never listen! We have to find Aunt Josephine - by ourselves

Full Transcript

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She's alive We have to go to the authorities
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No
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What They won't listen They never listen
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It's Olaf He'll never stop We have to find her ourselves
Available in 6 languages
Duration
13 seconds
Views
1,319
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:04
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Liam Aiken
Klaus Baudelaire
Liam Aiken
Emily Browning
Violet Baudelaire
Emily Browning
You just stay where you're at and we'll come where you're to - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
You just stay where you're at and we'll come where...
You know Aunt Josephine Curdled Cave is for saleSoSo before too long people are gonna come to look at itand some of those people will be realtors - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:16
You know Aunt Josephine Curdled Cave is for saleSoSo before...
I guess it's a good thing none of us have eaten in a while, then. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
I guess it's a good thing none of us have eaten in a...
There's a crack in the boat! - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
There's a crack in the boat!
Aunt Josephine that is not helping - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
Aunt Josephine that is not helping
Hello hello hello - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:06
Hello hello hello
Hello hello helloI missed you guysLooks like you could use a little assistanceYou're gonna need assistance when we get to townAunt Josephine's gonna tell everyoneThen I'll be sent to jail and you'll live happily with a friendly guardianinventing and - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:40
Hello hello helloI missed you guysLooks like you could use a...
Hot potato - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:03
Hot potato
Haven'tWhatYou said hadn't That's bad grammarYou should've saidYou haven't been a very trustworthy personThank you for correcting me - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:24
Haven'tWhatYou said hadn't That's bad...
What? You said "hadn't." That's bad grammar. You should've said, "You haven't been a very trustworth - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
What? You said "hadn't." That's bad...
Thank you for correcting me. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:19
Thank you for correcting me.
Aunt Josephine. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Aunt Josephine.
Everybody be cool. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:22
Everybody be cool.
I saved him I saved the boy from the leechesBack to the depths you fingery devilsYou will not devour this boy's head today - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
I saved him I saved the boy from the leechesBack to the...
What are you doing here - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
What are you doing here
If anything happened to the children Say whatWith the exception of course of blood relatives and married couplesReallyMr Poe have I told you about our new play - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:26
If anything happened to the children Say whatWith the...
Mr Poe, have I told you about our new play? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
Mr Poe, have I told you about our new play?
Critic. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:11
Critic.
This is ridiculousViolet's only 14 She can't be legally marriedShe can if she has the permission of her guardian Who's thatMeLook it up bookworm - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:15
This is ridiculousViolet's only 14 She can't be...
Look it up bookworm - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:03
Look it up bookworm