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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Well, hello, hello, hello. I am your beloved Count Olaf. And welcome to my loverly home....

Well, hello, hello, hello. I am your beloved Count Olaf. And welcome to my loverly home. May you find solace withinthe womb-like warmth of its downy plume. Or as the Greeksin the ancient times would say, "Orphanis encribo,something, something, something..." Music builds to a crescendo. Ending on the right foot. And strike a Fosse! Not exactly what I was going for,but you get the idea

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Well hello hello hello
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I am your beloved Count Olaf
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And welcome to my loverly home
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May you find solace within the womb like warmth of its
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downy plume
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Or as the Greeks in the ancient times would say
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Orphanis encribo something something something
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Music builds to a crescendo
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Ending on the right foot
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And strike a Fosse
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Not exactly what I was going for but you get the idea
Available in 6 languages
Duration
52 seconds
Views
257
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:34
Uploaded
Feb 27, 2026
Genres
adventure, comedy, family
Production
Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.
My dear Violet. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:12
My dear Violet.
I must say you're a gloomy looking bunchWhy so glumOur parents just diedYes of course How very very awfulWait let me do that one more timeGive me the line again Quickly while it's fresh in my mindOur parents just diedYesWhat a schmuck - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:30
I must say you're a gloomy looking bunchWhy so glumOur...
I will raise these orphansas if they were actually wanted - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
I will raise these orphansas if they were actually wanted
Anyway, where do I sign for the fortune... - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:41
Anyway, where do I sign for the fortune...
I realise that my humble abode isn't as fancy as the Baudelaire Mansion, but I'm coming into a great deal of money soon and I think it'll be quite charming when it's finished. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:57
I realise that my humble abode isn't as fancy as the...
The tower, which you are never to enter, under any circumstances. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
The tower, which you are never to enter, under any...
Which you are never to enter - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:04
Which you are never to enter
I don't know if you've ever noticed but first impressionsare often entirely wrongFor instance Klaus when Sunny was born didn't like her at allBut by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were thick as thievesA phrase which here means fetching and - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:30
I don't know if you've ever noticed but first...
But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were thick as thieves - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
But by the time she was six weeks old the two of them were...
And as unfortunate as their situation seemed, it was only about to get worse. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:29
And as unfortunate as their situation seemed, it was only...
Why aren't you children in the kitchen preparing our dinner? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:10
Why aren't you children in the kitchen preparing our...
On the back. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17
On the back.
Pasta it is. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:18
Pasta it is.
Now who shall playthe most handsome count in all the worldWould you do it sirAll right - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
Now who shall playthe most handsome count in all the...
Would you do it, sir? - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:31
Would you do it, sir?
This is a little piece I like to call Electric ChairI think you might have to turn it upIs anybody out there - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:17
This is a little piece I like to call Electric ChairI think...
I think you might have to turn it up. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:08
I think you might have to turn it up.
Strainer. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:20
Strainer.
Well? It's good. It's really good. Time check. Let's go back to prehistoric times when dinosaurs rul - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:13
Well? It's good. It's really good. Time check....
Baudelaire orphans to the courtesy desk. - Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 00:07
Baudelaire orphans to the courtesy desk.