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Mr Poe You unspeakable cadArrest himFor whatFor being a greedy monster Come onI'm the monsterYou're the monsterCome on Come onThese children tried to tell you but you wouldn't listenNo one ever

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

You're the monster. These children tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. No one...

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events • 2004

Mr. Poe:
You unspeakable cad! Arrest him!The Detective:For what?Mr. Poe:For being a greedy monster!Count Olaf:Oh... I'm the monster? *I'm* the monster?Count Olaf:*You're* the monster. These children tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. No one ever listens to children! You think you're innocent? You're accomplices! This certificate says that I have the fortune now! And there's nothing you can do about it!

Full Transcript

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Mr Poe You unspeakable cad

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Arrest him

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For what

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For being a greedy monster Come on

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I'm the monster

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You're the monster

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Come on Come on

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These children tried to tell you but you wouldn't listen

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No one ever listens to children

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Come on Come on You think you're innocent

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You're accomplices

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This certificate says that I have the fortune now

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Come on

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And there's nothing you can do about it

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سيد بو لا تتكلم أقبضوا عليه

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بأى تهمة

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بتهمة كونك وحش عديم القلب

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هيا

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أوه انا الوحش انا الوحش

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أنت الوحش

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هيا هيا

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هؤلاء الأطفال حاولوا أن ينبهوك ولكنك لم تستمع لهم

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لا أحد يستمع للأطفال أبدا

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هيا هل تظن أنك برئ

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أنت معقد

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القوانين تقول أنى أملك الثروة الان

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هيا

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ولا يمكنك فعل أى شئ حيال هذا

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Odieux scélérat

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Arrêtez le

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Pour quelle raison

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C'est un monstre cupide

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Je suis un monstre

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C'est moi le monstre

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C'est vous les monstres

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Ils ont essayé de vous parler vous n'avez pas écouté

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Personne n'écoute jamais les enfants

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Allez Vous pensez être innocents

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Vous êtes complices

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Cet acte de mariage me donne droit à la fortune

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Allez

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Et vous ne pouvez rien y faire

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Poe Mr Kamu cad tak terkatakan Penangkapan dia

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Untuk apa

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Untuk menjadi rakasa serakah

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Ayolah

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Oh saya rakasa itu Saya rakasa itu

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Kamu rakasa

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Ayolah Ayolah

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Anak anak ini mencoba untuk memberitahu Kamu tetapi Kamu tidak mau mendengarkan

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Tak ada yang pernah mendengarkan anak anak

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Ayo Apakah Kamu berpikir Kamu tidak bersalah

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Kamu kaki

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Sertifikat ini mengatakan bahwa saya telah keberuntungan sekarang

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Ayo

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Dan tidak ada yang dapat Kamu lakukan tentang hal itu

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Мистер По Вы неописуемый негодяй Арестуйте его

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За что

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За то что он прожорливое чудовище

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Давай

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Я чудовище Я чудовище

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Это Вы чудовище

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Давай Давай

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Эти дети пытались Вам рассказать но Вы не слушали

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Никто никогда не слушает детей

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Давай Вы думаете что Вы невиновны

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Вы соучастник

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Этот сертификат говорит о том что теперь я получу состояние

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Давай

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И Вы ничего не можете с этим поделать

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Estos niños son muy latosos cuando están juntos

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Sr Poe Patán abominable

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Arréstalo

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Por qué

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Por ser un monstruo codicioso Vamos

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Yo soy el monstruo

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Yo soy el monstruo

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Ud es el monstruo

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Vamos Vamos

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Estos niños trataron de decírselo pero no los escucharon

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Nadie le hace caso a los niños

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Vamos Creen que son inocentes

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Uds son cómplices

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Este certificado dice que yo tengo esa fortuna ahora

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Vamos

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Y no pueden hacer nada al respecto

Available in 6 languages

Duration

44 seconds

Views

2,162

Timestamp in Movie

01:27:15

Uploaded

Feb 27, 2026

Genres

adventure, comedy, family

Production

Paramount Pictures,DreamWorks Pictures,Nickelodeon Movies,Parkes/MacDonald Productions,Kumar Mobiliengesellschaft mbH & Co. Projekt Nr. 2 KG

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Movie Summary

When a massive fire kills their parents, three children are delivered to the custody of cousin and stage actor Count Olaf, who is secretly plotting to steal their parents' vast fortune.

Actors

Mr. Poe