You can't drive the tour. Why not? Because you're plastered! What difference does that...
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Cody:
You can't drive the tour.
Morty:
Why not?
Cody:
Because you're plastered!
Morty:
What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.
Cody:
I know, never turn down a paying customer.
Morty:
I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse.
[Morty drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet]
Morty:
Of course, there's always rule number two.
Cody:
Which is?
Morty:
Never kill a paying customer.
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You can't give the tour
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Why not Well because you're plastered
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So what difference does that make
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What is rule number one
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I know I know never turn away a paying customer
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I may be a little loose but I am not so far gone
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that I will turn away a packed hearse
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On the other hand there's always rule number two
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Which is
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Never kill a paying customer
Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 146
Timestamp in movie: 00h 14m 58s
Uploaded: 30 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, fantasy, horror
Summary: On his one thousandth birthday, an evil leprechaun selects the descendant of one of his slaves to have as his bride, leaving it up to the girl's boyfriend to save her.
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