Never kill a paying customer
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Cody:
You can't drive the tour. Morty:
Why not? Cody:
Because you're plastered! Morty:
What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one. Cody:
I know, never turn down a paying customer. Morty:
I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. [Morty drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet] Morty:
Of course, there's always rule number two. Cody:
Which is? Morty:
Never kill a paying customer
You can't drive the tour. Morty:
Why not? Cody:
Because you're plastered! Morty:
What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one. Cody:
I know, never turn down a paying customer. Morty:
I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse. [Morty drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet] Morty:
Of course, there's always rule number two. Cody:
Which is? Morty:
Never kill a paying customer
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You can't give the tour
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Why not Well because you're plastered
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So what difference does that make
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What is rule number one
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I know I know never turn away a paying customer
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I may be a little loose but I am not so far gone
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that I will turn away a packed hearse
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On the other hand there's always rule number two
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Which is
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Never kill a paying customer
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Movie Summary
On his one thousandth birthday, an evil leprechaun selects the descendant of one of his slaves to have as his bride, leaving it up to the girl's boyfriend to save her.
