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"Leprechaun 3" quotes

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An evil leprechaun finds himself in Las Vegas, where he proceeds to cause mischief by killing people, granting twisted wishes, and infecting a young man with his green blood.

Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith
Writer: Mark Jones (based upon characters created by), David DuBos
Production: N/A
Year: 1995
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 27 Jun 1995
Awards: N/A
There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine brass - Leprechaun 3 00:16 There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine... So for pulling this trick I'll chop off your dick - Leprechaun 3 00:07 So for pulling this trick I'll chop off your dick Ah Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches - Leprechaun 3 00:12 Ah Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches Who the hell are you - Leprechaun 3 00:29 Who the hell are you Tell me where it is or there'll be another killing - Leprechaun 3 00:10 Tell me where it is or there'll be another killing Loretta darling if you want magic bend over - Leprechaun 3 00:11 Loretta darling if you want magic bend over Now listen to me - Leprechaun 3 00:14 Now listen to me Let me go you son of a bitch - Leprechaun 3 00:11 Let me go you son of a bitch Now that was quite a load to have to explode - Leprechaun 3 00:13 Now that was quite a load to have to explode There once was a lady of Totten - Leprechaun 3 00:31 There once was a lady of Totten Feeling sick Stubbed your toe Call this lawyer I'll fix your woe - Leprechaun 3 00:23 Feeling sick Stubbed your toe Call this lawyer I'll fix... The signs point to a tragedy about to happen - Leprechaun 3 00:15 The signs point to a tragedy about to happen All right Let's just start with every test that begins with the letter A - Leprechaun 3 00:10 All right Let's just start with every test that begins... Yeah give me hotel security - Leprechaun 3 00:25 Yeah give me hotel security I like Indian food So spicy - Leprechaun 3 00:06 I like Indian food So spicy Would you keep your voice down - Leprechaun 3 00:22 Would you keep your voice down Praise the Lord - Leprechaun 3 00:18 Praise the Lord Now me boyo where's me shilling - Leprechaun 3 00:10 Now me boyo where's me shilling I'm sorry I'm late Fazio - Leprechaun 3 00:12 I'm sorry I'm late Fazio A little token of my esteem it is exactly what it seems - Leprechaun 3 00:15 A little token of my esteem it is exactly what it seems I want brown hair I want health insurance for all Americans - Leprechaun 3 00:10 I want brown hair I want health insurance for all Americans I know but I thought maybe you could sneak me in - Leprechaun 3 00:20 I know but I thought maybe you could sneak me in What do you think Have you ever blown a rod before - Leprechaun 3 00:18 What do you think Have you ever blown a rod before Tell me what was Judy Garland really like - Leprechaun 3 00:08 Tell me what was Judy Garland really like Ladies and gentlemen - Leprechaun 3 00:25 Ladies and gentlemen Caesar's Palace - Leprechaun 3 00:05 Caesar's Palace He's a good luck charm - Leprechaun 3 00:12 He's a good luck charm Look sharp be sharp - Leprechaun 3 00:22 Look sharp be sharp A delightful little slut.
But what about your butt? - Leprechaun 3 A delightful little slut. But what about your butt? All right, this had better work. - Leprechaun 3 All right, this had better work. (ALL SCREAMING) - Leprechaun 3 (ALL SCREAMING) Do it. Do it. Yes! - Leprechaun 3 Do it. Do it. Yes! Doctor, look at this! - Leprechaun 3 Doctor, look at this! (GROANING) - Leprechaun 3 (GROANING) (GROANING) - Leprechaun 3 (GROANING) (GROANS) - Leprechaun 3 (GROANS) (GRUNTS) - Leprechaun 3 (GRUNTS) Hello? Sir? - Leprechaun 3 Hello? Sir? I can smell it! - Leprechaun 3 I can smell it! I can't wait to get out of here
and leave this nightmare behind. - Leprechaun 3 I can't wait to get out of here and leave this nightmar... (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) - Leprechaun 3 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) Let me go, you son of a bitch! - Leprechaun 3 Let me go, you son of a bitch! Listen to me, everybody!
This man's a maniac. - Leprechaun 3 Listen to me, everybody! This man's a maniac. (LOCK CLICKS) - Leprechaun 3 (LOCK CLICKS) Looks like some kind of virulent fungus.
I've never seen anything like it. - Leprechaun 3 Looks like some kind of virulent fungus. I've never see... MALE DOCTOR:
Give him another sedative, damn it! - Leprechaun 3 MALE DOCTOR: Give him another sedative, damn it! MITCH: That's nice. That's good. Yes. - Leprechaun 3 MITCH: That's nice. That's good. Yes. Next time, I'll take the elevator! - Leprechaun 3 Next time, I'll take the elevator! Now, me boyos, I'll be checking out! - Leprechaun 3 Now, me boyos, I'll be checking out! Now that was quite a
load to have to explode. - Leprechaun 3 Now that was quite a load to have to explode. Oh, my God! You're back! - Leprechaun 3 Oh, my God! You're back! Oh! Yeah! - Leprechaun 3 Oh! Yeah! Ooh! - Leprechaun 3 Ooh! Scott, um... - Leprechaun 3 Scott, um... Wait here, darlin'.
I think I'm onto somethin'. - Leprechaun 3 Wait here, darlin'. I think I'm onto somethin'... We dance. - Leprechaun 3 We dance. What the hell is taking them so long? - Leprechaun 3 What the hell is taking them so long? When I catch up with those two
I'll give them a good scragging. - Leprechaun 3 When I catch up with those two I'll give them a good sc... - Who the hell are you?
- No reason for alarm. - Leprechaun 3 - Who the hell are you? - No reason for alarm. Wow! - Leprechaun 3 Wow! Yeah, give me hotel security. - Leprechaun 3 Yeah, give me hotel security. You're in a lot of trouble, pal. - Leprechaun 3 You're in a lot of trouble, pal. Ah Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches - Leprechaun 3 Ah Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches All right Let's just start with every test that begins with the letter A - Leprechaun 3 All right Let's just start with every test that begins... And the luckiest man in Las Vegas
puts the whole load on 13 black. - Leprechaun 3 And the luckiest man in Las Vegas puts the whole load on 13 ... Caesar's Palace - Leprechaun 3 Caesar's Palace (CHUCKLES) - Leprechaun 3 (CHUCKLES) Feeling sick Stubbed your toe Call this lawyer I'll fix your woe - Leprechaun 3 Feeling sick Stubbed your toe Call this lawyer I'll fix... Fine suit of clothes, lad. - Leprechaun 3 Fine suit of clothes, lad. Get 'em down, get 'em down,
before the wheel goes 'round. - Leprechaun 3 Get 'em down, get 'em down, before the wheel goes ... (GROANING) - Leprechaun 3 (GROANING) (GROANING) - Leprechaun 3 (GROANING) Hell! A seven red! We got a winner! - Leprechaun 3 Hell! A seven red! We got a winner! Hello? - Leprechaun 3 Hello? Here you go - Leprechaun 3 Here you go He's a good luck charm - Leprechaun 3 He's a good luck charm Hey! - Leprechaun 3 Hey! I know but I thought maybe you could sneak me in - Leprechaun 3 I know but I thought maybe you could sneak me in I like Indian food So spicy - Leprechaun 3 I like Indian food So spicy I want brown hair I want health insurance for all Americans - Leprechaun 3 I want brown hair I want health insurance for all Americans I'm sorry I'm late Fazio - Leprechaun 3 I'm sorry I'm late Fazio (KNUCKLES CRACKING) - Leprechaun 3 (KNUCKLES CRACKING) Ladies and gentlemen - Leprechaun 3 Ladies and gentlemen Let me go you son of a bitch - Leprechaun 3 Let me go you son of a bitch Look at those tits - Leprechaun 3 Look at those tits Look sharp be sharp - Leprechaun 3 Look sharp be sharp Loretta darling if you want magic bend over - Leprechaun 3 Loretta darling if you want magic bend over No! No! No! - Leprechaun 3 No! No! No! No! You and your
gold belong to Gupta. - Leprechaun 3 No! You and your gold belong to Gupta.

Cast

Leprechaun - Warwick Davis
Scott - John Gatins
Fazio - John DeMita