"Leprechaun 3" quotes
An evil leprechaun finds himself in Las Vegas, where he proceeds to cause mischief by killing people, granting twisted wishes, and infecting a young man with his green blood.
Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith
Writer: Mark Jones (based upon characters created by), David DuBos
Production: N/A
Year: 1995
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.0
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 27 Jun 1995
Awards: N/A
00:16 There was an old man of Madras whose balls were made of fine...
00:07 So for pulling this trick I'll chop off your dick
00:12 Ah Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches
00:29 Who the hell are you
00:10 Tell me where it is or there'll be another killing
00:11 Loretta darling if you want magic bend over
00:14 Now listen to me
00:11 Let me go you son of a bitch
00:13 Now that was quite a load to have to explode
00:31 There once was a lady of Totten
00:23 Feeling sick Stubbed your toe Call this lawyer I'll fix...
00:15 The signs point to a tragedy about to happen
00:10 All right Let's just start with every test that begins...
00:25 Yeah give me hotel security
00:06 I like Indian food So spicy
00:22 Would you keep your voice down
00:18 Praise the Lord
00:10 Now me boyo where's me shilling
00:12 I'm sorry I'm late Fazio
00:15 A little token of my esteem it is exactly what it seems
00:10 I want brown hair I want health insurance for all Americans
00:20 I know but I thought maybe you could sneak me in
00:18 What do you think Have you ever blown a rod before
00:08 Tell me what was Judy Garland really like
00:25 Ladies and gentlemen
00:05 Caesar's Palace
00:12 He's a good luck charm
00:22 Look sharp be sharp
A delightful little slut.
But what about your butt?
All right, this had better work.
(ALL SCREAMING)
Do it. Do it. Yes!
Doctor, look at this!
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
Hello? Sir?
I can smell it!
I can't wait to get out of here
and leave this nightmar...
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
Let me go, you son of a bitch!
Listen to me, everybody!
This man's a maniac.
(LOCK CLICKS)
Looks like some kind of virulent fungus.
I've never see...
MALE DOCTOR:
Give him another sedative, damn it!
MITCH: That's nice. That's good. Yes.
Next time, I'll take the elevator!
Now, me boyos, I'll be checking out!
Now that was quite a
load to have to explode.
Oh, my God! You're back!
Oh! Yeah!
Ooh!
Scott, um...
Wait here, darlin'.
I think I'm onto somethin'...
We dance.
What the hell is taking them so long?
When I catch up with those two
I'll give them a good sc...
- Who the hell are you?
- No reason for alarm.
Wow!
Yeah, give me hotel security.
You're in a lot of trouble, pal.
Ah Lovely golden palaces completely full of riches
All right Let's just start with every test that begins...
And the luckiest man in Las Vegas
puts the whole load on 13 ...
Caesar's Palace
(CHUCKLES)
Feeling sick Stubbed your toe Call this lawyer I'll fix...
Fine suit of clothes, lad.
Get 'em down, get 'em down,
before the wheel goes ...
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
Hell! A seven red! We got a winner!
Hello?
Here you go
He's a good luck charm
Hey!
I know but I thought maybe you could sneak me in
I like Indian food So spicy
I want brown hair I want health insurance for all Americans
I'm sorry I'm late Fazio
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
Ladies and gentlemen
Let me go you son of a bitch
Look at those tits
Look sharp be sharp
Loretta darling if you want magic bend over
No! No! No!
No! You and your
gold belong to Gupta.
Cast
Leprechaun - Warwick Davis
Scott - John Gatins
Tammy - Lee Armstrong
Fazio - John DeMita
Mitch - Michael Callan