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"Lethal Weapon" quotes

Lethal Weapon poster
Two newly paired cops who are complete opposites must put aside their differences in order to catch a gang of drug smugglers.

Director: Richard Donner
Writer: Shane Black, Jeffrey Boam
Production: N/A
Genre: action, crime, thriller
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $65,207,127
Released: 06 Mar 1987
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 7 wins & 2 nominations total

107 video clips

Roger MurtaughUnderage HookerMartin RiggsSergeant MccaskeyMr. JoshuaDrug Dealer #3Drug Dealer #1Drug Dealer #2MendezJoshuaPolice OfficerPolicewomanRianne MurtaughGeneral McallisterBeat CopDixieAlfred
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Let's just cut the shit We both know why I was transferred - Lethal Weapon 00:36 Let's just cut the shit We both know why I was... Okay no bullshit You want to kill yourself - Lethal Weapon 00:34 Okay no bullshit You want to kill yourself Let's do what the shepherd did What - Lethal Weapon 00:06 Let's do what the shepherd did What I don't Things get complicated all by themselves - Lethal Weapon 00:06 I don't Things get complicated all by themselves That's pretty fucking thin - Lethal Weapon 00:20 That's pretty fucking thin Roger you're way behind the times - Lethal Weapon 00:32 Roger you're way behind the times Do you sleep with that thing - Lethal Weapon 00:06 Do you sleep with that thing You're not trying to draw a psycho pension - Lethal Weapon 00:09 You're not trying to draw a psycho pension If you think I'm gonna eat the world's worst turkey by myself - Lethal Weapon 00:19 If you think I'm gonna eat the world's worst... You know they're gonna kill her don't you - Lethal Weapon 00:35 You know they're gonna kill her don't you Why don't you just call it heroin - Lethal Weapon 00:32 Why don't you just call it heroin Good huh Tasty Smooth - Lethal Weapon 00:19 Good huh Tasty Smooth I do it real good you know - Lethal Weapon 00:34 I do it real good you know The guy who shot me - Lethal Weapon 00:12 The guy who shot me Want me to drive You're supposed to be suicidal - Lethal Weapon 00:08 Want me to drive You're supposed to be suicidal You ever met anybody you didn't kill - Lethal Weapon 00:10 You ever met anybody you didn't kill See how easy that was - Lethal Weapon 00:12 See how easy that was Hit him again - Lethal Weapon 00:28 Hit him again I'm sorry about that shit I said out there - Lethal Weapon 00:21 I'm sorry about that shit I said out there You don't trust me at all do you - Lethal Weapon 00:18 You don't trust me at all do you Fifty years old What a birthday Fifty years old - Lethal Weapon 00:28 Fifty years old What a birthday Fifty years old I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless Why is there a problem There's no problem - Lethal Weapon 00:11 Why is there a problem There's no problem Mr Mendez how are you - Lethal Weapon 00:36 Mr Mendez how are you Tell me what day is it - Lethal Weapon 00:07 Tell me what day is it What did he mean when he said you owed him - Lethal Weapon 00:14 What did he mean when he said you owed him Three down and one loose He's got a red shirt - Lethal Weapon 00:30 Three down and one loose He's got a red shirt I didn't know that Know what - Lethal Weapon 00:25 I didn't know that Know what You're not the first guy to think of this you know - Lethal Weapon 00:20 You're not the first guy to think of this you know Get that shit off my lawn - Lethal Weapon 00:04 Get that shit off my lawn Hey you know something - Lethal Weapon 00:08 Hey you know something The blond one With pits in his face - Lethal Weapon 00:11 The blond one With pits in his face I'm jumping Do you really wanna jump - Lethal Weapon 00:12 I'm jumping Do you really wanna jump Looking for the general - Lethal Weapon 00:09 Looking for the general You're Gen Peter McAllister commander of Shadow Company - Lethal Weapon 00:18 You're Gen Peter McAllister commander of Shadow Company No way you live No way - Lethal Weapon 00:04 No way you live No way What do you say Jack - Lethal Weapon 00:09 What do you say Jack Like I said thin Probably nothing - Lethal Weapon 00:35 Like I said thin Probably nothing Mind if I test drive your Audi - Lethal Weapon 00:04 Mind if I test drive your Audi I'm too old for this shit - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I'm too old for this shit Had a jumper here last night She saw it happen - Lethal Weapon 00:16 Had a jumper here last night She saw it happen Give this to your dad okay - Lethal Weapon 00:11 Give this to your dad okay Let me take him - Lethal Weapon 00:07 Let me take him Wonder if there's an opening in the fire department - Lethal Weapon 00:05 Wonder if there's an opening in the fire department General McAllister - Lethal Weapon 00:08 General McAllister I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants - Lethal Weapon 00:06 I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's... When I was 19 I did a guy in Laos from 1000 yards out - Lethal Weapon 00:24 When I was 19 I did a guy in Laos from 1000 yards out You really like my wife's cooking - Lethal Weapon 00:14 You really like my wife's cooking I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon There's no more heroes left in the world - Lethal Weapon 00:04 There's no more heroes left in the world Good afternoon Mr Mendez How you doing - Lethal Weapon 00:18 Good afternoon Mr Mendez How you doing Heroin You got off easy you son of a bitch - Lethal Weapon 00:06 Heroin You got off easy you son of a bitch Break his fucking neck - Lethal Weapon 00:03 Break his fucking neck I'm too old for this shit - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I'm too old for this shit I was alone Why do you think I was crying Merry Christmas - Lethal Weapon 00:15 I was alone Why do you think I was crying Merry Christmas Pretty thin huh - Lethal Weapon 00:05 Pretty thin huh Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo - Lethal Weapon 00:25 Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo - Lethal Weapon 00:05 Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo I'll see you later - Lethal Weapon 00:04 I'll see you later He's bluffing He wouldn't risk killing his daughter - Lethal Weapon 00:11 He's bluffing He wouldn't risk killing his... The shipment Mr Murtaugh - Lethal Weapon 00:06 The shipment Mr Murtaugh Mama says policemen shoot black people - Lethal Weapon 00:05 Mama says policemen shoot black people Two inches higher he'd have hit your head - Lethal Weapon 00:09 Two inches higher he'd have hit your head What are you a fag - Lethal Weapon 00:05 What are you a fag I wish I could believe you Unfortunately I don't - Lethal Weapon 00:06 I wish I could believe you Unfortunately I don't Save your strength You'll need it - Lethal Weapon Save your strength You'll need it Do you sleep with that thing - Lethal Weapon 00:06 Do you sleep with that thing Get that shit off my lawn - Lethal Weapon 00:04 Get that shit off my lawn Good afternoon Mr Mendez How you doing - Lethal Weapon 00:18 Good afternoon Mr Mendez How you doing Had a jumper here last night She saw it happen - Lethal Weapon 00:16 Had a jumper here last night She saw it happen He's bluffing He wouldn't risk killing his daughter - Lethal Weapon 00:11 He's bluffing He wouldn't risk killing his... Hey you know something - Lethal Weapon 00:08 Hey you know something Hit him again - Lethal Weapon 00:28 Hit him again I didn't know that Know what - Lethal Weapon 00:25 I didn't know that Know what I do it real good you know - Lethal Weapon 00:56 I do it real good you know I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants - Lethal Weapon 00:06 I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's... I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I saw this place on Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I suppose we have to register you as a lethal weapon I'm sorry about that shit I said out there - Lethal Weapon 00:21 I'm sorry about that shit I said out there I'm too old for this shit - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I'm too old for this shit I'm too old for this shit - Lethal Weapon 00:05 I'm too old for this shit Let's just cut the shit We both know why I was transferred - Lethal Weapon 00:36 Let's just cut the shit We both know why I was... Like I said thin Probably nothing - Lethal Weapon 00:35 Like I said thin Probably nothing Looking for the general - Lethal Weapon 00:09 Looking for the general No way you live No way - Lethal Weapon 00:04 No way you live No way Okay no bullshit You want to kill yourself - Lethal Weapon 00:41 Okay no bullshit You want to kill yourself Okay pal - Lethal Weapon 00:05 Okay pal Pretty thin huh - Lethal Weapon 00:05 Pretty thin huh Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo - Lethal Weapon 00:25 Roger that's a Special Forces tattoo
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Cast

Martin Riggs - Mel Gibson
Roger Murtaugh - Danny Glover
Joshua - Gary Busey
The General - Mitchell Ryan
Michael Hunsaker - Tom Atkins
All Cast