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DEALER 1 Good huh Tasty SmoothRIGGS Yeah that's good DEALER 2 You better fucking believe itLet's do it How muchHow much for how muchFor all of itYou want it all He wants it all DEALER 3 He wants it
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Lethal Weapon

Hey, noses in the dirt, asshole

Drug Dealer #3:
Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?Martin Riggs:Yeah, that's good...Drug Dealer #1: Here ya go, pal...Martin Riggs:Thanks. Okay, so let's do it. How much?Drug Dealer #3:How much for How much?Martin Riggs:For all of it.Drug Dealer #3:You want it all. He wants it all.Drug Dealer #1:He wants it all, beautiful. Congratulations!Drug Dealer #3:All right!Martin Riggs:Maybe a nice six footer to put it under, huh?Drug Dealer #2:You want a tree? I'll tell you what. I'll give you the best tree I got on the lot, for nothin'. But the shit's gonna cost ya... a hundred.Martin Riggs:What, that much?Drug Dealer #3:Hey, you said you liked it, that's a fair price.Martin Riggs:Yeah... yeah! Hell, you only live once... get this together here...Martin Riggs:Twenty, forty, sixty, seventy...Drug Dealer #1:Hey, what the fuck...Drug Dealer #2:Hey, man... Hey!Martin Riggs:C'mon, shut up man, I'm losin' count... Ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety...Drug Dealer #2:Forget it, you dumbshit. One hundred THOUSAND. One hundred THOUSAND, DOLLARS!Martin Riggs:A hundred thousand?Martin Riggs:I'm sorry, I can't afford that, not on my salary. But I'll tell ya what, I got a better idea, here. Let me say I take the whole stash of your hands for free, and you assholes can go to jail.Martin Riggs:What do you say about that? Now I could read you guys your rights, but ah, you guys already know what your rights are, don't you?Drug Dealer #2: This badge ain't real. YOU ain't real.Drug Dealer #1:No, but you sure are a crazy son of a bitch!Martin Riggs: You think I'm crazy? You call me crazy, You think I'm crazy? You wanna see crazy?Martin Riggs:. Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!Drug Dealer #2: Okay, pal...Martin Riggs:Hey, noses in the dirt, asshole

Full Transcript

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DEALER 1 Good huh Tasty Smooth
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RIGGS Yeah that's good DEALER 2 You better fucking believe it
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Let's do it How much
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How much for how much
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For all of it
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You want it all He wants it all DEALER 3 He wants it all Beautiful
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DEALER 1 All right RIGGS And nice tree to put it under
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You want a tree Yeah
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I'll tell you what
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I'll give you the best tree on the lot for nothing
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But the shit's gonna cost you
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a hundred
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That much
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That's a fair price
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Yeah Hell
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you only live once
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RIGGS Get this together here
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20 40
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60 70
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What the fuck Hey man
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Hey
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Shut up I'm losing count
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93 94 95 96
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DEALER 2 Forget it dumbshit
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One hundred thousand
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One hundred thousand dollars
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A hundred thousand
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I can't afford that Not on my salary But look I got a better idea
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Let me say I take the whole stash off your hands for free
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and you assholes go to jail What do you say
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I could read you your rights but you already know what your rights are
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This badge ain't real
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You ain't real
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You sure are a crazy son of a bitch
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I'm crazy
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You think I am crazy
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I'll show you
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That's a real badge I'm a real cop and this is a real gun
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Okay pal
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Noses in the dirt assholes
Available in 8 languages
Duration
115 seconds
Views
1,187
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:20
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
Production
Silver Pictures,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

Two newly paired cops who are complete opposites must put aside their differences in order to catch a gang of drug smugglers.

Actors

Drug Dealer #3
Mel Gibson
Martin Riggs
Jimmie F. Skaggs
Drug Dealer #1
Jason Ronard
Drug Dealer #2