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If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated
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Let's Go to Prison

If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated... I'd have fifteen cents

John Lyshitski:

If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated... I'd have fifteen cents

Full Transcript

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If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated
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I'd have 15 cents
Duration
7 seconds
Views
304
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:17
Uploaded
Nov 19, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime
Production
Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

When a career criminal's plan for revenge is thwarted by unlikely circumstances, he puts his intended victim's son in his place by putting him in prison...and then joining him.

Actors

Dax Shepard
John Lyshitski
Dax Shepard
Anybody want to buy me a champagne drink - Let's Go to Prison 00:17
Anybody want to buy me a champagne drink
John Narrating The three scariest words in the English language - Let's Go to Prison 00:16
John Narrating The three scariest words in the English...
The three scariest words in the English language - Let's Go to Prison 00:19
The three scariest words in the English language
Mr Hinkley - Let's Go to Prison 00:36
Mr Hinkley
We the jury find the defendant - Let's Go to Prison 00:15
We the jury find the defendant
Tell you what We should be cell mates - Let's Go to Prison 00:18
Tell you what We should be cell mates
I have a notoriously dry sense of humor - Let's Go to Prison 00:10
I have a notoriously dry sense of humor
If you feel that you've been treated unfairly - Let's Go to Prison 00:48
If you feel that you've been treated unfairly
It's all right to cry - Let's Go to Prison 00:29
It's all right to cry
Ah the same Lyshitski different day - Let's Go to Prison 00:05
Ah the same Lyshitski different day
So now what do we do - Let's Go to Prison 00:43
So now what do we do
It costs 54 a day to keep a person in prison - Let's Go to Prison 00:22
It costs 54 a day to keep a person in prison
What's on the menu today good sir - Let's Go to Prison 00:14
What's on the menu today good sir
Don't be fooled though Underneath all those swastikas - Let's Go to Prison 00:06
Don't be fooled though Underneath all those swastikas
He's my property Dick Monster - Let's Go to Prison 00:44
He's my property Dick Monster
Would you like some Merlot - Let's Go to Prison 00:11
Would you like some Merlot
'Cause if you do I'm gonna have to remove your genitals - Let's Go to Prison 00:10
'Cause if you do I'm gonna have to remove your...
Prepare - Let's Go to Prison 00:17
Prepare
Nelson Dear New Pen Pal my name is Nelson Biederman IV - Let's Go to Prison 00:37
Nelson Dear New Pen Pal my name is Nelson Biederman IV
Well we're even - Let's Go to Prison 00:14
Well we're even