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And I promised Meredith I'd come back a better man
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Let's Start a Cult

And I promised MeredithI'd come back a better man

And I promised Meredith
I'd come back a better man

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And I promised Meredith I'd come back a better man.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:30
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Queensbury Pictures,Dark Sky Films

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Movie Summary

After missing out on a long-awaited mass suicide, an obnoxious cult member teams up with his former leader to gain a new following.
I hope this doesn't come off really nasty, - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
I hope this doesn't come off really nasty,
Diane, when are you going to admit that your life is - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
Diane, when are you going to admit that your life is
And, Tyler, no matter how much you - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
And, Tyler, no matter how much you
When I first met you guys, I was still - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
When I first met you guys, I was still
After a failed assassination attempt - Let's Start a Cult 00:12
After a failed assassination attempt
Thanks only to the kindness of the fishermen, - Let's Start a Cult 00:11
Thanks only to the kindness of the fishermen,
I heard rumors of a false flag terrorist - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
I heard rumors of a false flag terrorist
I was hitchhiking to Wyoming, planning to execute vice - Let's Start a Cult 00:14
I was hitchhiking to Wyoming, planning to execute vice
But after just a few hours with you guys, I felt so foolish. - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
But after just a few hours with you guys, I felt so foolish.
I realized I've been wasting my life committing violence so I - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
I realized I've been wasting my life committing violenc...
I realized that hanging out with cool friends, that's all I - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
I realized that hanging out with cool friends, that's a...
This family taught me to love again. - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
This family taught me to love again.
But now it seems like it's falling apart, - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
But now it seems like it's falling apart,
Jim Smith is right, except for I do - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Jim Smith is right, except for I do
You are wrong about the fact that we - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
You are wrong about the fact that we
Chip might be all messed up in the head, but listen, - Let's Start a Cult 00:12
Chip might be all messed up in the head, but listen,
Yeah, come on, man. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
Yeah, come on, man.
We figured you could use some help sorting out - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
We figured you could use some help sorting out
I didn't get the fucking crown jewels of Princess Namaharnomor. - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
I didn't get the fucking crown jewels of Princess Namah...
And then I was so charming and seductive when you met me, - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
And then I was so charming and seductive when you met me,