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I shit in your history book and smushed it shut
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Let's Start a Cult

I shit in your historybook and smushed it shut

I shit in your history
book and smushed it shut

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I shit in your history book and smushed it shut.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:51
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Queensbury Pictures,Dark Sky Films

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Movie Summary

After missing out on a long-awaited mass suicide, an obnoxious cult member teams up with his former leader to gain a new following.
Hey, I'd do the same thing, too, if they were looking for me. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Hey, I'd do the same thing, too, if they were looking f...
And we'll all have our own bedrooms overlooking the lake. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
And we'll all have our own bedrooms overlooking the lak...
I think it's going to be a perfect place for us to become - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
I think it's going to be a perfect place for us to beco...
Honey, I'm sorry to have to say this, - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
Honey, I'm sorry to have to say this,
And you didn't think to call in, what, six years? - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
And you didn't think to call in, what, six years?
Yeah, I should have called. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Yeah, I should have called.
Probably the prettiest place I've ever been in my whole life. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
Probably the prettiest place I've ever been in my whole...
Sorry, guys, this is not my property. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
Sorry, guys, this is not my property.
It's my aunt's, and she's dead, and she left it - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
It's my aunt's, and she's dead, and she left ...
So this whole thing is over. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
So this whole thing is over.
I'm not sure how much he told you, - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
I'm not sure how much he told you,
The thing is, though, me and my friends just really - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
The thing is, though, me and my friends just really
Anyway, it's just we've been on the road - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Anyway, it's just we've been on the road
You have Tyler, who's this tall, strong physical specimen. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
You have Tyler, who's this tall, strong physical specim...
And Diane, she's beautiful and nice and just trying - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
And Diane, she's beautiful and nice and just trying
And then there's Jim Smith, who's - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
And then there's Jim Smith, who's
I don't think I can house a whole crew of people - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
I don't think I can house a whole crew of people
It's just I owed it to everybody to give it a shot. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
It's just I owed it to everybody to give it a shot.
Thank you for hearing me out. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Thank you for hearing me out.
You had such cool moves-- - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
You had such cool moves--