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Mr. Harper, if you don't have anything you can show us
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Let's Start a Cult

Mr. Harper, if you don'thave anything you can show us, I'll have no choice butto call the...

Mr. Harper, if you don't
have anything you can show us, I'll have no choice but
to call the authorities

Full Transcript

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Mr. Harper, if you don't have anything you can show us,
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I'll have no choice but to call the authorities.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:22:06
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Queensbury Pictures,Dark Sky Films

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Movie Summary

After missing out on a long-awaited mass suicide, an obnoxious cult member teams up with his former leader to gain a new following.
That looks like CGI to me, a video game, - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
That looks like CGI to me, a video game,
My name is William Davenport and I - Let's Start a Cult 00:12
My name is William Davenport and I
If you are watching this tape, Georgeanne, - Let's Start a Cult 00:13
If you are watching this tape, Georgeanne,
Georgeanne, did you know that Chip here - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
Georgeanne, did you know that Chip here
That little comment would have really - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
That little comment would have really
Yeah, you think you're all that, - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
Yeah, you think you're all that,
Chip Harper landed on his feet after that fateful day. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Chip Harper landed on his feet after that fateful day.
Once spending half a decade under the spell of William - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
Once spending half a decade under the spell of William
Today we kill our Williams, and today you're - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
Today we kill our Williams, and today you're
Though his wife is currently serving 25 years - Let's Start a Cult 00:13
Though his wife is currently serving 25 years
At first, we thought I'd have to cover my frozen seed - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
At first, we thought I'd have to cover my frozen seed
Eventually, we were granted conjugal visits, - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
Eventually, we were granted conjugal visits,
I suppose it comes with the territory of being an alpha - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
I suppose it comes with the territory of being an alpha
Luckily, I was able to bust soft and our little miracle - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
Luckily, I was able to bust soft and our little miracle
And even though your immediate family was recently - Let's Start a Cult 00:12
And even though your immediate family was recently
But as difficult as this ordeal was, - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
But as difficult as this ordeal was,
I think it's safe to say that everybody that - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
I think it's safe to say that everybody that
As for William Davenport, after 36 hours of surgery, - Let's Start a Cult 00:11
As for William Davenport, after 36 hours of surgery,
But now he's a shit for brains, the type that - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
But now he's a shit for brains, the type that
Put aside your sad, unhappy endings. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Put aside your sad, unhappy endings.