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So basically, I think if my dream were to come true
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Let's Start a Cult

So basically, I think ifmy dream were to come true, it would be to finally guess theamount...

So basically, I think if
my dream were to come true, it would be to finally guess the
amount of jelly beans in the jar at my mall.
- That would be fucking awesome

Full Transcript

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So basically, I think if my dream were to come true,
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it would be to finally guess the amount of jelly beans in the jar
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at my mall. - That would be fucking awesome.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:48
Uploaded
Apr 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Queensbury Pictures,Dark Sky Films

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Movie Summary

After missing out on a long-awaited mass suicide, an obnoxious cult member teams up with his former leader to gain a new following.
I've never told anyone this before, - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
I've never told anyone this before,
You know, like I want to be one of those women by the shower, - Let's Start a Cult 00:11
You know, like I want to be one of those women by the shower...
Yeah, I would buy $1,000 worth of cleaning supplies off that - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
Yeah, I would buy $1,000 worth of cleaning supplies off that
And if you're this good now, just - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
And if you're this good now, just
When we tan skin at William's paradise, - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
When we tan skin at William's paradise,
They should put beer in those, don't you think? - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
They should put beer in those, don't you think?
I know because I'm always here. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
I know because I'm always here.
You ever been in one of them before? - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
You ever been in one of them before?
Man, it's like a big car with a bed. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Man, it's like a big car with a bed.
Gertrude, I'm going to stop beating around the bush. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
Gertrude, I'm going to stop beating around the bush.
I ain't seen something as pretty as you in a long, long time. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
I ain't seen something as pretty as you in a long, long...
And even though you got the name of a real old lady, - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
And even though you got the name of a real old lady,
My wife is taking care of her sister this week. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
My wife is taking care of her sister this week.
And you, William. - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
And you, William.
Just in time, a little soda to wash down these dogs. - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
Just in time, a little soda to wash down these dogs.
Earlier, we weren't stopping to help a moose across the road. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Earlier, we weren't stopping to help a moose across the...
William's paradise sounds like a dream come true. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
William's paradise sounds like a dream come true.
You're doing everything I said we should not be doing. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
You're doing everything I said we should not be doing.
You're telling them about transcending before they even - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
You're telling them about transcending before they even
And you're not going to like this, - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
And you're not going to like this,