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Let's Start a Cult

They said I have somethingcalled celery bones, which is like where the bone is ahorseshoe...

They said I have something
called celery bones, which is like where the bone is a
horseshoe style instead of round

Full Transcript

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They said I have something called celery bones, which
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is like where the bone is a horseshoe style instead of round.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
75
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:25
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Queensbury Pictures,Dark Sky Films

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Movie Summary

After missing out on a long-awaited mass suicide, an obnoxious cult member teams up with his former leader to gain a new following.
Tyler, I got to tell you, if I was the Army, - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Tyler, I got to tell you, if I was the Army,
I appreciate that, sir, but you are not the real Army, - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
I appreciate that, sir, but you are not the real Army,
Except we don't have the petty squabbles - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
Except we don't have the petty squabbles
No asshole brothers barging on your privacy, - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
No asshole brothers barging on your privacy,
No Uncle Aaron stuffing you in a sleeping bag, - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
No Uncle Aaron stuffing you in a sleeping bag,
And you're like, screaming, like - Let's Start a Cult 00:08
And you're like, screaming, like
And yet he doesn't let you out and you nearly sweat to death. - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
And yet he doesn't let you out and you nearly sweat to ...
Even if he was, like, old as shit or in a wheelchair - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Even if he was, like, old as shit or in a wheelchair
It might be hard for you to imagine, - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
It might be hard for you to imagine,
We should hit the road, but maybe you - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
We should hit the road, but maybe you
I'm kind of in, like, a transitional phase right now, - Let's Start a Cult 00:07
I'm kind of in, like, a transitional phase right now,
I got to say, I'm not really finding much here. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
I got to say, I'm not really finding much here.
You said you were joining the Army, - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
You said you were joining the Army,
You can't be in here with a bunch of homeless people. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
You can't be in here with a bunch of homeless people.
William, Chip, this is my beautiful fiancé, Meredith. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
William, Chip, this is my beautiful fiancé, Meredith.
You can't call someone your fiancé if they say no. - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
You can't call someone your fiancé if they say no.
Meredith and I just had a lovely steak dinner. - Let's Start a Cult 00:05
Meredith and I just had a lovely steak dinner.
However, despite the food being delicious, - Let's Start a Cult 00:09
However, despite the food being delicious,
Meredith, I think you should know I'm leaving town - Let's Start a Cult 00:06
Meredith, I think you should know I'm leaving town
And God willing, if I come back, I - Let's Start a Cult 00:10
And God willing, if I come back, I