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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

Because if I justtold it to you, you would think,"Fuck, he made that up." Uh-uh. This is...

Because if I just
told it to you, you would think,
"Fuck, he made that up." Uh-uh. This is actually
is happening

Full Transcript

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Because if I just told it to you,
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you would think, "Fuck, he made that up."
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Uh-uh. This is actually is happening.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:57
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.
This is New York, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
This is New York,
If you didn't laugh at that, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
If you didn't laugh at that,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
[laughter]
And the thing they thought wasn't funny at all was the cow-cuddling. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
And the thing they thought wasn't funny at all was the ...
And I thought, "Then fuck you, then you don't what funny is." - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
And I thought, "Then fuck you, then you don't what...
The Mountain Horse Farm in upstate New York, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
The Mountain Horse Farm in upstate New York,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
[laughter]
"Cuddling a warm, thousand-pound cow - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:22
"Cuddling a warm, thousand-pound cow
Feels, "Wow, wow, this person feels lost." - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:15
Feels, "Wow, wow, this person feels lost."
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:13
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:16
[laughter]
I do know that, it's my firm belief - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:15
I do know that, it's my firm belief
That brings us to our leader, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
That brings us to our leader,
I don't, um, do that. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
I don't, um, do that.
Uh, I've never dwelt on any of our leaders. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
Uh, I've never dwelt on any of our leaders.
Uh, but what's interesting with the leader now, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:17
Uh, but what's interesting with the leader now,
Uh, from even before Reagan, you had Carter, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:21
Uh, from even before Reagan, you had Carter,
Really, that-- do the whole fuckin' act, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
Really, that-- do the whole fuckin' act,
And whenever people say that to me, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:11
And whenever people say that to me,