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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

It's unbelievable.If I had a child, but it's-- should be obviousto many of you why that...

It's unbelievable.
If I had a child, but it's-- should be obvious
to many of you why that hasn't
come to pass

Full Transcript

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It's unbelievable. If I had a child,
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but it's-- should be obvious to many of you why that hasn't come to pass.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:29
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
[laughter]
And then it goes splat, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:10
And then it goes splat,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:15
[laughter]
Kids could learn, they can milk it, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
Kids could learn, they can milk it,
So in case they were in a field, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
So in case they were in a field,
She, uh, looked at the cow, then looked at the people, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:12
She, uh, looked at the cow, then looked at the people,
When you order your coffee and say, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
When you order your coffee and say,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
[laughter]
Almond milk, soy milk, oat milk, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
Almond milk, soy milk, oat milk,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
[laughter]
I'm gonna read you something - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
I'm gonna read you something
The reality that I'm going to tell you, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
The reality that I'm going to tell you,
And that is the reason-- I also read it - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
And that is the reason-- I also read it
Because if I just told it to you, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
Because if I just told it to you,
This is New York, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
This is New York,
If you didn't laugh at that, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
If you didn't laugh at that,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
[laughter]
And the thing they thought wasn't funny at all was the cow-cuddling. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
And the thing they thought wasn't funny at all was the ...