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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

If two-day free shipping doesn't make you happy, there is somethingfucking wrong with...

[laughter and applause] If two-day free shipping doesn't make you happy, there is something
fucking wrong with you! [laughter and applause] The third time
I put in an order, and it arrived
two days later, Hoo! I threw away my
Xanax prescription

Full Transcript

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[laughter and applause]
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If two-day free shipping
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doesn't make you happy,
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there is something fucking wrong with you!
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[laughter and applause]
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The third time I put in an order,
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and it arrived two days later,
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Hoo! I threw away my Xanax prescription.
Duration
28 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:17
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.