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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

When you ask for that milk, you're the reasonthat girl didn't know that was a fuckin' cow

[laughter] When you ask for that milk, you're the reason
that girl didn't know that was a fuckin' cow

Full Transcript

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When you ask for that milk,
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you're the reason that girl didn't know
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that was a fuckin' cow.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:25
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.
I'm gonna read you something - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
I'm gonna read you something
The reality that I'm going to tell you, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
The reality that I'm going to tell you,
And that is the reason-- I also read it - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
And that is the reason-- I also read it
Because if I just told it to you, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
Because if I just told it to you,
This is New York, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
This is New York,
If you didn't laugh at that, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
If you didn't laugh at that,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
[laughter]
And the thing they thought wasn't funny at all was the cow-cuddling. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
And the thing they thought wasn't funny at all was the ...
And I thought, "Then fuck you, then you don't what funny is." - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
And I thought, "Then fuck you, then you don't what...
The Mountain Horse Farm in upstate New York, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
The Mountain Horse Farm in upstate New York,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
[laughter]
"Cuddling a warm, thousand-pound cow - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:22
"Cuddling a warm, thousand-pound cow
Feels, "Wow, wow, this person feels lost." - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:15
Feels, "Wow, wow, this person feels lost."
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:13
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:16
[laughter]
I do know that, it's my firm belief - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:15
I do know that, it's my firm belief
That brings us to our leader, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
That brings us to our leader,
I don't, um, do that. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
I don't, um, do that.
Uh, I've never dwelt on any of our leaders. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
Uh, I've never dwelt on any of our leaders.