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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

'Cause I can guarantee youafter ten, you'll be going,"Uh, look, can you get mea flight to...

[laughter] 'Cause I can guarantee youafter ten, you'll be going,
"Uh, look, can you get me
a flight to North Korea?" [laughter] 'Cause my mother's gonna
break you, you piece of shit

Full Transcript

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[laughter]
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'Cause I can guarantee youafter ten,
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you'll be going, "Uh, look, can you get me a flight to North Korea?"
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[laughter]
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'Cause my mother's gonna break you, you piece of shit.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:08
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.
My parents moved into the assisted living situation - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
My parents moved into the assisted living situation
They moved in with a whole group of people - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
They moved in with a whole group of people
A brand new place. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
A brand new place.
Finding a great place for your parents to stay - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
Finding a great place for your parents to stay
But my mother basically investigated the thing - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
But my mother basically investigated the thing
And then they moved in,and they outlived everybody. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
And then they moved in,and they outlived everybody.
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
[laughter]
As a matter of fact, every so often, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:20
As a matter of fact, every so often,
I said, "Fuck you,this was the real Survivor." - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:12
I said, "Fuck you,this was the real Survivor."
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:09
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:09
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
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I do travel a lot, I found myself, um, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
I do travel a lot, I found myself, um,
It was built by the--the folks, uh, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:19
It was built by the--the folks, uh,
Uh, I asked the folks who put it together, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
Uh, I asked the folks who put it together,
And they said it was working well - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
And they said it was working well
They were noticing that a number of the children - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
They were noticing that a number of the children
I've been in Waukegan,I've been in Philadelphia, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:09
I've been in Waukegan,I've been in Philadelphia,
That children, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
That children,