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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

"Hey, would youlike some quinoa, with your protein?" Get the fuck awayfrom my protein...

[laughter] "Hey, would you
like some quinoa, with your protein?" Get the fuck away
from my protein with that shit

Full Transcript

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"Hey, would you like some quinoa,
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with your protein?"
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Get the fuck away from my protein
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with that shit.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:54
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.
And if you don't think it tastes like shit, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
And if you don't think it tastes like shit,
All I think about when I look at quinoa is - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:34
All I think about when I look at quinoa is
Hit 101, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:19
Hit 101,
It was a blessing. My father was a--a bit more upbeat, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
It was a blessing. My father was a--a bit more upbeat,
He was born on Valen-- actually, February 13th, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
He was born on Valen-- actually, February 13th,
We had a 100th birthday party on that day. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
We had a 100th birthday party on that day.
The last big birthday party for him - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
The last big birthday party for him
For the big party forboth of them - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
For the big party forboth of them
Uh, I got a text from a friend, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
Uh, I got a text from a friend,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:09
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:10
[laughter]
What can you conclude from all of this?" - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:23
What can you conclude from all of this?"
We--we really weren't prepared for our parents to be living this long. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
We--we really weren't prepared for our parents to be li...
Our parents weren't prepared to be living this long. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
Our parents weren't prepared to be living this long.
It's why whenever they talk about - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
It's why whenever they talk about
Every--every bunch of years, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
Every--every bunch of years,
The only people who ever talked about the fact - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:11
The only people who ever talked about the fact
Did you ever hear of somebody from the middle class go, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
Did you ever hear of somebody from the middle class go,
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[laughter]
And it's bullshit becausewe're not prepared for things. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
And it's bullshit becausewe're not prepared for...