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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

They would sing,"Happy Birthday." And then the fucker would go,"I'm doing this for you."...

They would sing,
"Happy Birthday." And then the fucker would go,
"I'm doing this for you." And then they'd drop dead
right in the cake

Full Transcript

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They would sing, "Happy Birthday."
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And then the fucker would go, "I'm doing this for you."
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And then they'd drop dead right in the cake.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:59
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
[laughter]
They didn't! 'Cause they didn't expect to-- - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
They didn't! 'Cause they didn't expect to--
And-- [blubbers] and they kept going! - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:11
And-- [blubbers] and they kept going!
And now who's gonnahelp those-- - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
And now who's gonnahelp those--
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
[laughter]
Before even, uh, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:12
Before even, uh,
And so, one of the reasons I liked it, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
And so, one of the reasons I liked it,
I said, "What did you think?" - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
I said, "What did you think?"
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:10
[laughter]
Many people say, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:10
Many people say,
And they think - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:10
And they think
And whenever anybody tells me that, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:14
And whenever anybody tells me that,
I'll give you $10,000 if you make it for 20 minutes. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
I'll give you $10,000 if you make it for 20 minutes.
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:12
[laughter]
My parents moved into the assisted living situation - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
My parents moved into the assisted living situation
They moved in with a whole group of people - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
They moved in with a whole group of people
A brand new place. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
A brand new place.
Finding a great place for your parents to stay - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
Finding a great place for your parents to stay
But my mother basically investigated the thing - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
But my mother basically investigated the thing