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Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life

Uh, I got a text from a friend, I took my father asideand I said, "You know, Steve just...

Uh, I got a text from a friend, I took my father aside
and I said, "You know, Steve just texted, and he said he's sorry
he couldn't be here

Full Transcript

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Uh, I got a text from a friend,
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I took my father aside and I said,
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"You know, Steve just texted,
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and he said he's sorry he couldn't be here.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:37
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
800 Pound Gorilla Pictures,800 Pound Gorilla Media

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Movie Summary

In this timely special, filmed at the start of the Corona closure of the country, Lewis Black unleashes his furiously funny indignation at consumerism, drug companies, and his favorite target-the perpetrators of public policy absurdity.
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:09
[laughter]
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:10
[laughter]
What can you conclude from all of this?" - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:23
What can you conclude from all of this?"
We--we really weren't prepared for our parents to be living this long. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
We--we really weren't prepared for our parents to be li...
Our parents weren't prepared to be living this long. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
Our parents weren't prepared to be living this long.
It's why whenever they talk about - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:07
It's why whenever they talk about
Every--every bunch of years, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
Every--every bunch of years,
The only people who ever talked about the fact - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:11
The only people who ever talked about the fact
Did you ever hear of somebody from the middle class go, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
Did you ever hear of somebody from the middle class go,
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
[laughter]
And it's bullshit becausewe're not prepared for things. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
And it's bullshit becausewe're not prepared for...
It doesn't matter. We don't prepare for things. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
It doesn't matter. We don't prepare for things.
We weren't prepared for what just happened. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
We weren't prepared for what just happened.
Meanwhile, before that shit even hit the fan, - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:09
Meanwhile, before that shit even hit the fan,
And the only reason they were living - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:08
And the only reason they were living
And I was able to get them24/7 care - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:06
And I was able to get them24/7 care
[laughter] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:05
[laughter]
[cheers and applause] - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:15
[cheers and applause]
But none of us were prepared for this. None of us. - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
But none of us were prepared for this. None of us.
Your parents weren't prepared - Lewis Black: Thanks for Risking Your Life 00:04
Your parents weren't prepared