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"Liar Liar" quotes

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A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Paul Guay, Stephen Mazur
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy
Year: 1997
MetaScore: 70/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $181,410,615
Released: 21 Mar 1997
Awards: 4 wins & 6 nominations
Weight 105 - Liar Liar 00:27 Weight 105 Mom dad's taking me to see wrestling - Liar Liar 00:17 Mom dad's taking me to see wrestling Listen I'm really sorry but I just can't make it - Liar Liar 00:11 Listen I'm really sorry but I just can't make it Mr Reede great job sir Do you want your coat back - Liar Liar 00:15 Mr Reede great job sir Do you want your coat back Look at what dad got me - Liar Liar 00:27 Look at what dad got me Mr Reede do you have a moment - Liar Liar 00:14 Mr Reede do you have a moment Audrey Fletcher - Liar Liar 01:12 Audrey Fletcher I explained this I have to lie everybody lies - Liar Liar 00:14 I explained this I have to lie everybody lies Ms Berry W o r k - Liar Liar 00:06 Ms Berry W o r k Today we're going to share what our parents do for - Liar Liar 00:37 Today we're going to share what our parents do for Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to me - Liar Liar 00:10 Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to me Maximus I'm outta here - Liar Liar 00:09 Maximus I'm outta here Chris Hey Fletcher How'd it go in there - Liar Liar 00:10 Chris Hey Fletcher How'd it go in there I understand both parties have agreed - Liar Liar 00:59 I understand both parties have agreed This man is a good father and children are not leverage - Liar Liar 00:17 This man is a good father and children are not leverage I'll give you the raise - Liar Liar 00:09 I'll give you the raise You look like you're having a rough morning - Liar Liar 00:07 You look like you're having a rough morning Hey creepy Happy birthday - Liar Liar 00:20 Hey creepy Happy birthday Listen kiddo why don't you go - Liar Liar 00:13 Listen kiddo why don't you go Afternoon counselors Are we ready to begin - Liar Liar 00:20 Afternoon counselors Are we ready to begin I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorc e on welfare - Liar Liar 00:19 I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorc e on welfare Is this guy right for you I mean he is so not me - Liar Liar 00:13 Is this guy right for you I mean he is so not me Where would Tina Turner be right now - Liar Liar 00:27 Where would Tina Turner be right now Do you know what your son was doing at 8 15 last night - Liar Liar 00:30 Do you know what your son was doing at 8 15 last night Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me - Liar Liar 00:08 Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at me I'm taking this - Liar Liar 00:05 I'm taking this You wanna play hardball I'm game - Liar Liar 00:10 You wanna play hardball I'm game Mr Falk would I be accurate if I described - Liar Liar 00:19 Mr Falk would I be accurate if I described Mr Reede I don't know what you're on - Liar Liar 00:06 Mr Reede I don't know what you're on Mr Reede I am tired and very cranky - Liar Liar 00:08 Mr Reede I am tired and very cranky Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again - Liar Liar 00:32 Did you wish for your mom and I to get back together again Mrs Cole the only problem here - Liar Liar 00:36 Mrs Cole the only problem here One two three four five and one for good luck - Liar Liar 00:12 One two three four five and one for good luck What's up Fletcher - Liar Liar 00:19 What's up Fletcher It's 8 45 - Liar Liar 00:17 It's 8 45 Hello judge Stevens hi - Liar Liar 00:27 Hello judge Stevens hi Great news - Liar Liar 00:08 Great news Do the claw to mom dad Do the claw to mom - Liar Liar 00:44 Do the claw to mom dad Do the claw to mom Hi Mr Reede Like the new dress - Liar Liar 00:15 Hi Mr Reede Like the new dress Greta Don't leave - Liar Liar 00:10 Greta Don't leave Wow that was a nice image Deleted Groans - Liar Liar 00:11 Wow that was a nice image Deleted Groans I love you - Liar Liar 00:14 I love you The pen is blue The pen is blue - Liar Liar 00:12 The pen is blue The pen is blue You had sex with her every time you met didn't you Liar - Liar Liar 00:33 You had sex with her every time you met didn't you Liar 'cause I didn't wanna talk to you - Liar Liar 00:09 'cause I didn't wanna talk to you And your ex wife called she wants to know - Liar Liar 00:11 And your ex wife called she wants to know I wish that for only one day dad couldn't tell a lie - Liar Liar 00:12 I wish that for only one day dad couldn't tell a lie If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way - Liar Liar 00:08 If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way Am I too late Have you been sexually molested yet - Liar Liar 00:09 Am I too late Have you been sexually molested yet Is wrestling real - Liar Liar 00:07 Is wrestling real What's wrong with me - Liar Liar 00:10 What's wrong with me What's your problem schmuck - Liar Liar 00:09 What's your problem schmuck You don't believe me do you - Liar Liar 00:40 You don't believe me do you One more word out of you Mr Reede - Liar Liar 00:15 One more word out of you Mr Reede Mr Reede several years ago a friend of mine - Liar Liar 00:26 Mr Reede several years ago a friend of mine You brought your kids to your divorce - Liar Liar 00:12 You brought your kids to your divorce I was hoping after being married to me - Liar Liar 00:10 I was hoping after being married to me Fletcher Holy hell - Liar Liar 00:03 Fletcher Holy hell Any change mister - Liar Liar 00:26 Any change mister All right Now focus - Liar Liar 00:31 All right Now focus Mr Reede it is out of sheer morbid curiosity - Liar Liar 00:07 Mr Reede it is out of sheer morbid curiosity I found him like this in the bathroom your honor - Liar Liar 00:20 I found him like this in the bathroom your honor Well what were you doing - Liar Liar 00:15 Well what were you doing Here's the thing I really can't - Liar Liar 00:13 Here's the thing I really can't You scratched my car - Liar Liar 00:45 You scratched my car Your honor would the court be willing - Liar Liar 00:24 Your honor would the court be willing I can't tell where you end and he begins - Liar Liar 01:05 I can't tell where you end and he begins What the hell are you doing - Liar Liar 00:11 What the hell are you doing How are we doing this morning counsel - Liar Liar 00:21 How are we doing this morning counsel It was me - Liar Liar 00:06 It was me Overruled Mrs Cole answer the question - Liar Liar 01:06 Overruled Mrs Cole answer the question Yo Fletcher How's it hanging - Liar Liar 00:06 Yo Fletcher How's it hanging That was incredible - Liar Liar 00:14 That was incredible You know why I pulled you over - Liar Liar 00:36 You know why I pulled you over Boss it's skull he knocked over another atm - Liar Liar 00:19 Boss it's skull he knocked over another atm Oh Come on - Liar Liar 00:21 Oh Come on My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside - Liar Liar 00:16 My teacher tells me real beauty is on the inside If I can't say it - Liar Liar 00:46 If I can't say it I hope it was with someone  very  special - Liar Liar 00:40 I hope it was with someone very special

Cast

Fletcher Reede - Jim Carrey
Audrey Reede - Maura Tierney
Max Reede - Justin Cooper
Jerry - Cary Elwes
Greta - Anne Haney