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Any change misterAbsolutelyCould you spare someYes I couldWill you How comeBecause I believe you will buy booze with itI just wanna get from my car to the officewithout being confronted by the decay

Jerkoff!

Liar Liar • 1997

Beggar at Office:
Got any spare change?Fletcher Reede:Absolutely!Beggar at Office:Could ya spare some?Fletcher Reede:Yes I could!Beggar at Office:Will ya?Fletcher Reede: HMM-MMM!Beggar at Office:How come?Fletcher Reede:Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society! Plus I'm cheap!Beggar at Office: Jerkoff!

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Any change mister

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Absolutely

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Could you spare some

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Yes I could

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Will you How come

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Because I believe you will buy booze with it

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I just wanna get from my car to the office

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without being confronted by the decay of western society

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Plus I'm cheap

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أى نقود يا سيدى N بالطبع

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هل يمكنك ألأستغناء عن البعض N نعم يمكننى

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حسنا أين

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لأنى أعتقد أنك ستشترى به بوظة

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أنا أريد أن أصل ألى مكتبى دون التعرض Nلمظاهر الفقر والقحط الغربى

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كما أنى بخيل

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Z'auriez une pièce J'ai

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Pourriez m'en donner une Oui

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Vous voulez bien

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Pourquoi

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Je crois que vous le boiriez

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Je veux traverser la rue sans voir l'agonie

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de l'Occident Et je suis radin

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Haben Sie Kleingeld Aber ja

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Haben Sie was übrig Ja aber nicht für Sie

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Wirklich Warum nicht

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Weil ich glaube dass Sie damit Alkohol kaufen

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Ich habe es satt den Abschaum der westlichen Zivilisation zu sehen

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Außerdem bin ich geizig

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Мелочи не найдется мистер Разумеется

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Вы не могли бы поделиться со мной Мог бы

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Куда же вы

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Просто я уверен что эти деньги ты пропьешь

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Мне надоело каждый день наблюдать упадок американского общества

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Кроме того я скупердяй

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Podría darme aIgo Podría

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Podría darme una moneda Podría

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Me Ia va a dar

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Y eso

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Porque Ia usarías para emborracharte

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Porque estoy harto de toparme con Ia escoria

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deI mundo Además soy tacaño

Available in 6 languages

Duration

20 seconds

Views

604

Timestamp in Movie

00:22:06

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.

Actors

Beggar At Office

Fletcher Reede