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He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard
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Liar Liar

He's a pedantic, pontificating,pretentious bastard. A belligerent old fart, a worthless...

He's a pedantic, pontificating,pretentious bastard. A belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung. Figuratively speaking

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He's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard
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A belligerent old fart a worthless
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steaming pile of cow dung
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Figuratively speaking
Available in 6 languages
Duration
15 seconds
Views
141
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:08
Uploaded
Feb 23, 2026
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.
- Oh! Keep your eye on that boy. Dickhead! - Liar Liar 00:07
- Oh! Keep your eye on that boy. Dickhead!
Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not ready to beginbecause my client has not arrivedHurry up Move it Move itJ here she comes to wreck the day jMr ReedeSorry your honor - Liar Liar 00:18
Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not...
You brought your kids to your divorceSympathy Well it's workingI feel sorry for them already - Liar Liar 00:09
You brought your kids to your divorceSympathy Well it's...
- Oh! Come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole him - Liar Liar 00:32
- Oh! Come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the...
Your honor, would the court be willing to Grant me a short bathroom break? - Liar Liar 00:24
Your honor, would the court be willing to Grant me a short...
- What the hell are you doing? - Liar Liar 00:09
- What the hell are you doing?
- I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. - Liar Liar 00:26
- I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor.
Under the circumstances, I have no choice but to recess this case until 9:00 A.M. - Liar Liar 00:12
Under the circumstances, I have no choice but to recess this...
I can. - I admire your courage, Mr. - Liar Liar 00:12
I can. - I admire your courage, Mr.
- Hello? Dad? - Max? How's it going? - Great, you know Paul and Emanuel from across the street? - We - Liar Liar 00:43
- Hello? Dad? - Max? How's it going? - Great, you know...
- Mr. Reede! - “Mr. Reede! Mr. Reede!“ - Liar Liar 00:06
- Mr. Reede! - “Mr. Reede! Mr. Reede!“
I can't do it. - Liar Liar 00:09
I can't do it.
- Respondent calls, Kenneth falk. - Liar Liar 00:08
- Respondent calls, Kenneth falk.
- Raise your right hand. - Liar Liar 00:10
- Raise your right hand.
Do you know my client, Samantha Cole? - Liar Liar 00:06
Do you know my client, Samantha Cole?
Isn't it true that your relationship with my client is entirely platonic? - Liar Liar 00:17
Isn't it true that your relationship with my client is...
Mr. Falk, would I be accurate if I described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professiona - Liar Liar 00:22
Mr. Falk, would I be accurate if I described your...
Is your relationship with my client entirely platonic? - Liar Liar 00:35
Is your relationship with my client entirely platonic?
You had sex with her every time you met didn't you LiarHe's badgering the witnessIt's his witnessYou slammed her You dunked her donutsYou gave her dog a snausageYou stuffed her like a Thanksgiving TurkeyAll right All right it's true OkayI humped her - Liar Liar 00:31
You had sex with her every time you met didn't you...
- No questions. - Liar Liar 00:07
- No questions.