Well, what do you think of him? He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a...
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[about Mr. Allen]
Miranda:
Well, what do you think of him?
Fletcher Reede:
He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.
[a moment passes and Mr. Allen starts laughing. The other board members follow his lead and start laughing also]
Mr. Allen:
That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. You're a real card, Reede. I love a good roast! Do Simmons!
Fletcher Reede:
Simmons is old! He should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife! You've met her at the Christmas parties. She's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard! And you, Tom, you're the biggest brown-nose I've ever seen! You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins!
Mr. Allen:
[roaring with laughter]
Priceless!
[Fletcher continues with every member]
Fletcher Reede:
You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it alive. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate!
[to Miranda]
Fletcher Reede:
SLUT!
Mr. Allen:
I like your style, Reede! That's just what this stuffy company needs - a little irreverence!
Fletcher Reede:
Good! I'll see you later, dick-head!
Mr. Allen:
[Adressing one of his board members]
Keep your eye on that boy, dick-head!
Transcript
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I can't tell where you end and he begins
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Laughs Priceless
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All laughing
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You have bad breath caused by gingivitis
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You couldn't get a porn star off
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Your hairpiece looks like something
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that killed crossing the highway
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I don't know whether to comb it
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or scrape it off with a shovel and Bury it in lime
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All laughing
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Loser
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Idiot
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Wimp
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Degenerate
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Slut
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All laughing
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I like your style reede
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That's just what this stuffy company needs
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A little irreverence
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Good I'll see you later dickhead
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All laughing
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Dickhead Priceless
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All laughing
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Fletcher laughing
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Oh Keep your eye on that boy
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Dickhead laughs
Clip duration: 65 seconds
Views: 95
Timestamp in movie: 00h 48m 13s
Uploaded: 24 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, fantasy
Summary: A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.
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00:24 Your honor would the court be willing
00:45 You scratched my car
00:13 Here's the thing I really can't
00:15 Well what were you doing
00:20 I found him like this in the bathroom your honor
00:07 Mr Reede it is out of sheer morbid curiosity
00:31 All right Now focus
00:26 Any change mister
00:03 Fletcher Holy hell
00:10 I was hoping after being married to me
00:12 You brought your kids to your divorce
00:26 Mr Reede several years ago a friend of mine
00:15 One more word out of you Mr Reede
00:40 You don't believe me do you
00:09 What's your problem schmuck
00:10 What's wrong with me
00:07 Is wrestling real
00:09 Am I too late Have you been sexually molested yet
00:08 If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way
00:12 I wish that for only one day dad couldn't tell a lie