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Oh, my god!

Oh, my god! That's it! - “I do not like them, Sam I am." "I do not like green eggs and...

Liar Liar • 1997

Oh, my god! That's it! - “I do not like them, Sam I am." "I do not like green eggs and ham.“ "would you like them here or there?" "I would not like them..." - Excuse me. Hi. I'm Max's bad father. I'm his father. - Dad! - Could I borrow him for just one second? Monster Max! - Dadzilla! You came to play catch? - I'd like to, but I can't right now. Max, I gotta talk to you. Your mommy told me about that wish you made last night, it came true, Max. - Really, you mean youhave to tell the truth? - Yes.- No matter what? - No matter what! - Is wrestling real? - In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no. - Will sitting too close tothe TV set make me go blind? - Not in a million years. - If I keep making this face,will it get stuck that way? - In fact, some people makea good living that way

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Oh my god That's it

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I do not like them Sam I am

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I do not like green eggs and ham

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would you like them here or there

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I would not like them

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Excuse me

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Hi I'm Max's bad father I'm his father

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Dad

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Could I borrow him for just one second

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Monster Max

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Dadzilla You came to play catch

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I'd like to but I can't right now

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Max I gotta talk to you

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Your mommy told me about that wish

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you made last night it came true Max

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Really you mean you have to tell the truth

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Yes No matter what

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No matter what

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Is wrestling real

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In the Olympics yes On channel 23 no

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Will sitting too close to the TV set make me go blind

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Not in a million years

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If I keep making this face will it get stuck that way

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In fact some people make a good living that way

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يا ألهى N هذا هو السبب

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المعذرة

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هاى أنا أبو ماكس السئ Nأبو ماكس

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أبى Nهل يمكننى أن أخذة لثانية

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ماكس الكبير Nهل أتيت لتلعب معى

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كنت أحب ولكن لا أستطيع فأنا أريد أن أتحدث معك

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أمك أخبرتنى عن ما تمنيتة بالأمس لقد Nتحققت الأمنية يا ماكس

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حقا هل تعنى أنك تقول الحقيقة N نعم

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مهما يكن N مهما يكن

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هل المصارعة حقيقية N فى الأوليمبيات نعم فى القناة 23 لا

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هل الجلوس بالقرب من التلفزيون سيعمينى N ولا حتى بعد مائة عام

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أذا ظللت أقوم بهذا الوجه هل سيعلق بى

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فى الحقيقة بعد الناس يعيشون هكذا

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Bon Dieu c'est ça

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Je n'aime pas du tout ça Je n'aime pas les oeufs verts au jambon

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Les préfères tu ici ou là

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Je suis le mauvais père de Max Son père

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Je peux vous l'emprunter

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Max le Monstre

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Tu viens t'entraîner

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Pas le temps Faut qu'on parle

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Ta maman m'a parlé de ton voeu Il a été exaucé

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T'es forcé de dire la vérité

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Pour tout Pour tout

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Le catch c'est vrai Aux J O oui A la télé non

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La télé peut me rendre aveugle

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Pas du tout

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En faisant ça je peux rester coincé

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Certains en font un métier

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Oh mein Gott Das ist es

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Ach Sam wenn ich sie doch nicht mag

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Grüne Eier und Schinken wem schmeckt das sag

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Möchtest du sie hier essen oder dort

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Ich möchte sie nicht Verzeihung

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Hallo Ich bin der schlechte Vater von Max Ich bin sein Vater

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Papa Könnte ich ihn einen Moment entführen

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Monster Max Papzilla Spielen wir Ball fangen

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Das möchte ich aber ich muss mit dir reden

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Deine Mama hat mir von deinem Wunsch erzählt Er hat sich erfüllt Max

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Du meinst du musst die Wahrheit sagen Ja

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Egal was kommt Egal was kommt

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Ist das Wrestling echt In der Olympiade ja auf Kanal 23 nein

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Erblinde ich wenn ich nah vor dem Fernseher sitze

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Nie im Leben

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Wenn ich immer diese Grimasse mache bleibt sie mir dann

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Manche Leute verdienen damit sogar gutes Geld

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Боже мой Так вот оно что

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Я не люблю их не будь я Сэм

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Я не люблю зеленые яйца и джем

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Вы их будете там или здесь

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Я вообще не буду их Простите

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Я никудышный отец Макса То есть просто отец Макса

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Папа Можно украсть его на секундочку

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Монстр Макс Пап зилла Пришел играть в мяч

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Я бы хотел но мне нужно поговорить с тобой

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Мама рассказала мне про твое вчерашнее желание Оно сбылось Макс

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Ты можешь говорить только правду Да

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Во всех случаях Во всех случаях

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В рестлинге все по правде На Олимпиаде но не по телевизору

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Если смотреть телевизор вблизи то ослепнешь

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Ни за что на свете

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Если я скорчу такую рожу она может остаться навсегда

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Есть даже люди которые этим зарабатывают себе на жизнь

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Ay Dios mío Eso fue

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HoIa Soy eI maI padre de Max Soy su papá

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Papá

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Me Io presta un segundo

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EI monstruoso Max

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Papá jugamos a Ia peIota

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Quisiera pero no puedo Tenemos que habIar

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Tu mamá me contó Io que habías deseado Se hizo reaIidad

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Tienes que decir Ia verdad

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Pase Io que pase Pase Io que pase

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Es reaI Ia Iucha

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En Ias OIimpiadas sí En TV no

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Si veo mucha TV quedaré ciego

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ImposibIe

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Si hago muecas quedaré todo jorobado

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No De hecho hay quienes se ganan Ia vida así

Available in 6 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

131

Timestamp in Movie

00:38:14

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.