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Liar Liar

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

Stop breaking the law, asshole!

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Stop breaking the law asshole
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
125
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:21
Uploaded
Feb 23, 2026
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.
- Boss, are you all right? - Liar Liar 00:30
- Boss, are you all right?
Boss, maybe you should just take a few days off. - Liar Liar 01:01
Boss, maybe you should just take a few days off.
You don't believe me do youOf course notHow ironicOkay ask me something you think I would normally lie aboutAll rightRemember a couple of months ago when I wanted a raiseJust forget it I don't wanna do thisAnd the company wouldn't give me oneand I asked - Liar Liar 00:33
You don't believe me do youOf course notHow ironicOkay...
Hello judge Stevens hiFletcher reede I'm scheduled to bein your court in half an hourJudge Stevens I badly badly need a continuanceIII Am I IThat is the perfect question for you to askGreta please lie to him for meI remember when you bought methis antique - Liar Liar 00:25
Hello judge Stevens hiFletcher reede I'm scheduled to...
I'll give you the raiseHere's your raise - Liar Liar 00:07
I'll give you the raiseHere's your raise
'cause I didn't wanna talk to youBecause you insist on talking to meabout dad's bowel movements size color frequencyI'll call you later Hello - Liar Liar 00:10
'cause I didn't wanna talk to youBecause you...
Greta! Don't leave! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit! - Mr. Reede, several years ago, a friend of mine - Liar Liar 00:52
Greta! Don't leave! I'm on my knees in a $900...
Mr Reede several years ago a friend of minehad a burglar on her roof a burglarHe fell through the kitchen skylightlanded on a cutting boardon a butcher's knife cutting his legThe burglar sued my friend He sued my friendAnd because of guys like you he - Liar Liar 00:26
Mr Reede several years ago a friend of minehad a burglar on...
Did you know that the partnership committee is being headed up be Mr. - Liar Liar 00:52
Did you know that the partnership committee is being headed...
Well what do you think of himHe's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastardA belligerent old fart a worthlesssteaming pile of cow dungFiguratively speakingThat's the funniest damn thing I've ever heardYou're a real card reede I love a good roastDo - Liar Liar 02:18
Well what do you think of himHe's a pedantic...
- He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard. - Liar Liar 00:15
- He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard.
- Oh! Keep your eye on that boy. Dickhead! - Liar Liar 00:07
- Oh! Keep your eye on that boy. Dickhead!
Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not ready to beginbecause my client has not arrivedHurry up Move it Move itJ here she comes to wreck the day jMr ReedeSorry your honor - Liar Liar 00:18
Afternoon counselors Are we ready to beginNo sirWe are not...
You brought your kids to your divorceSympathy Well it's workingI feel sorry for them already - Liar Liar 00:09
You brought your kids to your divorceSympathy Well it's...
- Oh! Come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole him - Liar Liar 00:32
- Oh! Come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the...
Your honor, would the court be willing to Grant me a short bathroom break? - Liar Liar 00:24
Your honor, would the court be willing to Grant me a short...
- What the hell are you doing? - Liar Liar 00:09
- What the hell are you doing?
- I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. - Liar Liar 00:26
- I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor.
Under the circumstances, I have no choice but to recess this case until 9:00 A.M. - Liar Liar 00:12
Under the circumstances, I have no choice but to recess this...
I can. - I admire your courage, Mr. - Liar Liar 00:12
I can. - I admire your courage, Mr.