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Liar Liar

The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The goddamn pen is blue!

The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The goddamn pen is blue!

Full Transcript

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The pen is blue The pen is blue
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The goddamn pen is blue
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,081
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:58
Uploaded
Feb 23, 2026
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.

Actors

Jim Carrey
Fletcher Reede
Jim Carrey
- Mr. Reede, are you all right? - I gotta go home. - Home? Was the case settled? No! I have to be in - Liar Liar 00:14
- Mr. Reede, are you all right? - I gotta go home. - Home?...
Mr. Reede, rubin and Dunn called. They need to know where the darvis settlement offer stands. I just - Liar Liar 00:31
Mr. Reede, rubin and Dunn called. They need to know where...
And your ex wife called she wants to knowwhen you're coming to pick up your sonOh I'm such a shit - Liar Liar 00:09
And your ex wife called she wants to knowwhen you're...
Fletcher hi are you stillpicking Max up from school todayHere's the thing I really can'tI had a case I certain would settleand it didn't and I have to go to court this afternoonRightIt's true I really wanna see Max todayHow about that I really do - Liar Liar 00:17
Fletcher hi are you stillpicking Max up from school...
Well what were you doingHaving sexWell I hope that it was with someone very specialNo See that's the thingI don't even like her but she's a partnerand I thought I could help my career by making her squeal - Liar Liar 00:15
Well what were you doingHaving sexWell I hope that it was...
- Oh! - What's wrong with me? I'm getting what I deserve. I'm reaping what I sow. I'm... - Liar Liar 00:12
- Oh! - What's wrong with me? I'm getting what I...
- Is dad still picking me up? - Liar Liar 00:19
- Is dad still picking me up?
I have something important I wanna talk to you about, okay. - Liar Liar 00:06
I have something important I wanna talk to you about, okay.
- Audrey, let me explain. - Liar Liar 00:32
- Audrey, let me explain.
- La, la, la, la, la, la! - Liar Liar 00:05
- La, la, la, la, la, la!
Fletcher Holy hell - Liar Liar 00:03
Fletcher Holy hell
- You can run, but you can't hide. - Liar Liar 00:06
- You can run, but you can't hide.
- What's your problem, schmuck? - Liar Liar 00:08
- What's your problem, schmuck?
- You know why I pulled you over? - Liar Liar 00:33
- You know why I pulled you over?
Wait, Audrey. - Liar Liar 00:35
Wait, Audrey.
Wait Wait I just had an insight into myself I'm crazyYou call me up and saywait right there I'll be right overAnd here's the crazy part I actually waitI can explain this thoughI have missed a department meeting I haveDid you come here in a cab YesWhere's - Liar Liar 00:20
Wait Wait I just had an insight into myself I'm...
Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to meI can 1 654 11How do you sleep at night - Liar Liar 00:10
Thank you I can't tell you how much this means to meI...
I'm taking this - Liar Liar 00:03
I'm taking this
You scratched my carWhereRight thereOh thatThat was already thereWhy youYou liarYou know what I'm gonna do about thisWhat NothingBecause if I take you to small claims courtit will just drain 8 hours of my lifeand you probably won't show upand if I finally - Liar Liar 00:40
You scratched my carWhereRight thereOh thatThat was already...
Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at meNo I divorced you because I was mad at you - Liar Liar 00:06
Are you marrying this guy because you're mad at meNo I...