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I love childrenThey give you so much leverage in a case like thisYou did an incredible job partnerLook at him He's stunned he can't believe itYour honor may I please approach the benchWe're adjourned

Oh, no, don't do this! l have a date to play ball with my son! I can't be late! It's my...

Liar Liar • 1997

Mr. Allen: I love children! They give you so much leverage in a case like this. You did an incredible job, partner.Mr. Allen:Look at him. He's stunned; he can't believe it!Fletcher Reede:Your Honor! May I please approach the bench?Judge Marshall Stevens:We're adjourned, Mr. Reede.Fletcher Reede:Your Honor... I think we've made a big mistake.Judge Marshall Stevens:Mr. Reede, I am tired and very cranky.Fletcher Reede:I know, but this is just... WRONG, isn't it? I manipulated the system! Just because you bought it doesn't mean I'm right. It's a technicality!Judge Marshall Stevens:Young man, having my judgement mocked in my own court is NOT something I'm prepared to tolerate!Fletcher Reede:Well, maybe you can tell that to the kids when they're adopted - BY THE MANSON FAMILY!Judge Marshall Stevens: One more word outta you, Mr. Reede, and I'll hold you in contempt!Fletcher Reede:I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT! Why should YOU be any different?Judge Marshall Stevens:Bailiff, take him away!Fletcher Reede: This man is a good father!Fletcher Reede:And children are not leverage!Fletcher Reede:Oh, no, don't do this! l have a date to play ball with my son! I can't be late! It's my last chance! I'm Jose Canseco! I'm Jose Canseco!

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I love children

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They give you so much leverage in a case like this

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You did an incredible job partner

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Look at him He's stunned he can't believe it

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Your honor may I please approach the bench

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We're adjourned Mr Reede

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Your honor I think we've made a big mistake

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Mr Reede I am tired and very cranky

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I know but this is just wrong isn't it

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I manipulated the system just because you bought it

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doesn't mean I'm right it's a technicality

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Young man having my judgment mocked in my own court

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is not something I'm prepared to tolerate

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Well maybe you can tell that to the kids

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when they're adopted by the manson family

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One more word out of you Mr Reede

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and I'll hold you in contempt

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I hold myself in contempt

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Why should you be any different

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Bailiff take him away

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This man is a good father and children are not leverage

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Oh no don't do this

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I have a date to play ball with my son

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I can't be late It's my last chance

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I'm Jose canseco

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I'm Jose canseco

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أنا أحب الأولاد

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أنهم يعطوك حماس كبير فى حالة مثل هذه

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لقد قمت بعمل رائع

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أنظر له أنه مصعوق لا يمكنه أن يصدق هذا

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هل يمكننى الأقتراب من المنصة يا سيدى

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لقد أنتهت الجلسة

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أظن أننا قمنا بخطأ فادح

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أنا متعب جدا يا سيد ريد

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أعلم ولكن هذا خطأ اليس كذلك

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لقد خدعت النظام

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ليس معنى أنك وافقت أنى محق

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أتعترض على حكمى فى المحكمة

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أنا لست مهما

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قل هذا للأطفال عندما يذهبوا لدار الأيتام

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كلمة أخرى يا سيد ريد وسوف أعتبرك عاصى للأمر

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أنا أعتبر نفسى أعصى الأوامر

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لماذا لا تكون مختلف قليلا

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بيليف خذه بعيدا

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هذا الرجل أب جيد والأولاد من حقه

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أرجوك لا تفعل هذا N لدى موعد لألعب مع أبنى

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لا يجب أن أتاخر N أنها فرصتى الأخيرة

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أنا جوز كونزيكو

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Les enfants quel levier dans ce genre d'affaire

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Vous avez été admirable cher associé

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Il est sous le choc Il n'en revient pas

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Puis je vous parler M Ie Président

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Trop tard

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On vient de commettre une erreur

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Je suis fatigué et excédé

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Je sais mais c'est mal non

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J'ai manipulé le système

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Votre décision ne me justifie pas

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Qu'on questionne mes jugements

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je ne le supporte pas

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Dites le aux mômes quand ils seront adoptés par les Manson

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Un mot encore et c'est outrage à magistrat

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Je m'outrage moi même vous ne vous rendez pas compte

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Emmenez le

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C'est un bon père On ne se sert pas des enfants

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Non Je dois jouer au base ball avec Max

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Il m'attend

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C'est ma dernière chance Je suis José Conseco

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Je suis José Conseco

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Ich liebe Kinder

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Sie sind in einem solchen Fall ein schönes Druckmittel

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Sie haben Unglaubliches geleistet Teilhaber

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Schau nur Er ist wie gelähmt Er kann es nicht glauben

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Euer Ehren darf ich bitte einen Antrag stellen

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Wir haben uns vertagt Mr Reede

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Ich glaube wir haben einen großen Fehler gemacht

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Mr Reede ich bin sehr müde und sehr gereizt

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Ich weiß aber das ist doch einfach nicht richtig

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Ich habe das System manipuliert

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Dass Sie es mir abnahmen macht es nicht besser Es war eine Formalität

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Junger Mann in meinem Gerichtssaal mein Urteil zu verhöhnen

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das toleriere ich nicht

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Sagen Sie das den Kindern wenn die Mansons sie adoptieren

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Noch ein Wort von Ihnen Mr Reede und ich verhafte Sie wegen Missachtung

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Ich missachte mich doch selbst

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Warum sollte das einen Unterschied machen

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Gerichtsdiener entfernen Sie ihn

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Dieser Mann ist ein guter Vater und Kinder sind kein Druckmittel

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Nein tun Sie das nicht Ich muss mit meinem Sohn Ball spielen

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Ich darf nicht zu spät kommen Es ist meine letzte Chance

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Ich bin Jose Canseco

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Обожаю детей

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В таких делах они дают очень сильное преимущество

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Ты показал себя молодцом партнер

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Смотрите на него Он потрясен Он не верит своим ушам

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Ваша честь позвольте к вам обратиться

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Суд окончен м р Рид

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Мне кажется мы совершили ужасную ошибку

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М р Рид я устал и очень раздражен

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Я понимаю но ведь так не должно быть

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Это всего лишь манипуляция фактами

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Вы поверили но это еще не значит что я был прав Это лишь формальность

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Молодой человек я не позволю вам подвергать осмеянию

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решения моего суда в моем же присутствии

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Скажите это детям когда будете отдавать их в семью этих чудовищ

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Еще одно слово м р Рид и я обвиню вас в неуважении к суду

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Мне самого себя не за что уважать

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И вы ничем от меня не отличаетесь

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Пристав уведите его

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Этот человек хороший отец а дети это не орудие давления

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Не трогайте меня У меня сегодня свидание с сыном

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Мне нельзя опаздывать Это мой последний шанс

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Я Хосе Кансеко

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Me encantan Ios niños Sirven de paIanca en casos como éste

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Hiciste una Iabor increíbIe socio

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MíraIo Quedó atónito No Io puede creer

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Su Señoría podemos habIar

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Acabó Ia sesión Sr Reede

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Su Señoría hemos cometido un grave error

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Sr Reede estoy cansado y de maI humor

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Lo sé pero esto ha sido un error no

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ManipuIé Ias Ieyes Ud me creyó pero no quiere decir que esté bien

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Joven está burIándose de mi criterio IegaI

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y eso no Io voy a toIerar

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DígaseIo a esos niños cuando Ios adopte Ia f amiIia Manson

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Una paIabra más y Io consideraré un descaro

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Yo mismo creo que es un descaro

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Qué me importa su opinión

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LIévenseIo

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Ese hombre es buen padre Y Ios niños no son paIancas

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No me hagan esto Tengo que ir a jugar peIota con mi hijo

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No puedo f aItar

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Es mi úItima oportunidad Soy José Canseco

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Soy José Canseco

Available in 6 languages

Duration

78 seconds

Views

528

Timestamp in Movie

01:07:07

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.

Actors

Fletcher Reede

Judge Marshall Stevens