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Well what do you think of himHe's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastardA belligerent old fart a worthlesssteaming pile of cow dungFiguratively speakingThat's the funniest damn thing I've ever

Keep your eye on that boy, dick-head!

Liar Liar • 1997

Miranda:
Well, what do you think of him?Fletcher Reede:He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.Mr. Allen:That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. You're a real card, Reede. I love a good roast! Do Simmons!Fletcher Reede:Simmons is old! He should've been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife! You've met her at the Christmas parties. She's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard! And you, Tom, you're the biggest brown-nose I've ever seen! You've got your head so far up Mr. Allen's ass, I can't tell where you end and he begins!Mr. Allen: Priceless!Fletcher Reede:You have bad breath caused by gingivitis. You couldn't get a porn star off. Your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway. I don't know whether to comb it or scrape it off with a shovel and bury it alive. Loser! Idiot! Wimp! Degenerate!Fletcher Reede:SLUT!Mr. Allen:I like your style, Reede! That's just what this stuffy company needs - a little irreverence!Fletcher Reede:Good! I'll see you later, dick-head!Mr. Allen: Keep your eye on that boy, dick-head!

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Well what do you think of him

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He's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard

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A belligerent old fart a worthless

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steaming pile of cow dung

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Figuratively speaking

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That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard

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You're a real card reede I love a good roast

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Do Simmons

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Simmons is old

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He should've been out of the game years ago

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but he can't stay home 'cause he hates his wife

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You've met her at the Christmas parties

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she's the one that gets plastered and calls him a retard

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And you Tom you're the biggest brown nose I've ever seen

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You've got your head so far up Mr Allan's ass

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I can't tell where you end and he begins

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Priceless

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You have bad breath caused by gingivitis

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You couldn't get a porn star off

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Your hairpiece looks like something

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that killed crossing the highway

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I don't know whether to comb it

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or scrape it off with a shovel and Bury it in lime

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Loser

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Idiot

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Wimp

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Degenerate

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Slut

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I like your style reede

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That's just what this stuffy company needs

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A little irreverence

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Good I'll see you later dickhead

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Dickhead Priceless

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Oh Keep your eye on that boy

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لماذا لا تخبر السيد الان Nرايك فيه

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أنه وغد غبى متخلف وغير أمين

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كلب عجوز Nيبدو كروث البقر بلسان قذر

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بلسان قذر

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أنه أكثر شئ ملعون مضحك سمعته فى حياتى

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أنت مضحك جدا يا سيد ريد

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أحب روح الدعابة

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قل رلأيد بسيمون

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أنه عجوز

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كان يجب أن يخرج من العمل منذ سنين ويجلس Nبمنزلة ولكنه لا يستطيع لأنه يكرة زوجته

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لقد قابلتها فى حفلات الكريسماس

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أنه التى تذهب

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وأنت يا توم أكبر مغفل رأيته فى حياتى

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أنت لديك أطول عنق Nلا يمكن أن أعرف أين تبدأ وأين تنتهى

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بخيل

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أنت تتنفس بصعوبة

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أنت لا يمكنك البعد عن الدعارة Nباروكتك تبدو كحيوان مقتول

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لا أعرف من أين أتيت بها

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فاشل غبى N مغفل أهبل

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مقزز

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أحب أسلوبك يا سيد ريد N هذا ما تحتاجة الشركة

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قليل من روح الدعابة N جيد سأراك لاحقا يا وغد

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وغد N قذر

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لا تغفل عينك عن هذا الفتى

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الوغد

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Que pensez vous de lui

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C'est un pédant pontichiant et ramenard

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Un vieux teigneux Un amas fumant de bouse de vache

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Au figuré

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Ce qu'il est drôle

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Vous êtes un sacré numéro

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J'adore la mise en boîte

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Faites Simmons

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Il est vieux

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Il s'incruste ici parce qu'il hait sa femme

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Au pot de Noël bourrée elle le traite d'attardé

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Vous Tom

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Le roi des lèche culs

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Votre tête finit là où commence le cul de Me Allan

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Impayable

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Mauvaise haleine due à une gingivite

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Peine à jouir

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Sa perruque a l'air d'un cadavre

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Je la coiffe ou je l'enterre dans le jardin

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Loser Abrutie Mollasse Dégénéré

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Pute

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J'aime votre style Ce cabinet coincé a besoin

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d'un peu d'irrévérence

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Voilà A plus tête de noeud

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Tête de noeud lmpayable

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Il ira loin Tête de noeud

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Sagen Sie es Mr Allan Was denken Sie über ihn

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Er ist ein pedantischer großkotziger anmaßender Mistkerl

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Ein streitsüchtiger alter Furz Ein wertloser dampfender Haufen Kuhdung

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Im übertragenen Sinn

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Das ist verdammt das Witzigste was ich je gehört habe

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Sie sind ein echter Kracher Reede

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Ich liebe eine ordentliche Anmache

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Machen Sie Simmons runter

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Simmons ist alt

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Er sollte schon seit Jahren nicht mehr mitspielen

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aber er kann nicht daheim bleiben denn er hasst seine Frau

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Sie kennen sie von den Weihnachtsfeiern

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Sie ist die die sich besäuft und ihn geistig behindert nennt

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Sie Tom sind der größte Arschkriecher den ich je sah

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Ihr Kopf ist so weit in Allans Arsch ich weiß gar nicht wo Sie aufhören und er anfängt

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Köstlich

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Sie hatten Mundgeruch wegen einer Zahnfleischentzündung

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Sie würden nicht mal einen Pornostar abbekommen

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Ihr Toupet sieht aus wie etwas dass auf dem Highway überfahren wurde

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Ich weiß nicht ob ich es kämmen oder abkratzen und einkalken soll

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Verlierer Idiot Weichei Degenerierter

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Nutte

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Mir gefällt Ihre Art Reede So etwas braucht diese Firma

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Etwas Respektlosigkeit Gut Bis später Arschgesicht

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Arschgesicht Köstlich

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Behalten Sie den Jungen im Auge

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Скажи м ру Аллану что ты о нем думаешь

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Это педантичный самовлюбленный напыщенный осел

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Крикливый старикашка Куча свежего коровьего навоза

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Образно выражаясь

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Я в жизни ничего смешнее не слышал

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Ну ты и кадр Рид

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Люблю справедливую критику

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Расскажи про Симмонса

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Симмонс старик

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Ему давным давно надо было уволиться

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Но он не хочет сидеть дома потому что терпеть не может жену

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Вы видите ее каждое Рождество

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Она вечно надирается и зовет его маразматиком

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Ты Том самый большой подхалим из всех что я видел

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Ты так усердно лижешь задницу Аллана что на ней вот вот появятся мозоли

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Бесподобно

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У тебя воспаление десен и вонь изо рта

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Тебе не даст даже проститутка

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Твой парик похож на кошку которую сбило машиной

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Так и хочется снять его и закопать где нибудь подальше отсюда

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Ничтожество Идиотка Тюфяк Дегенерат

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Шлюха

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Мне нравится твой стиль Рид Это как раз то чего нам так не хватало

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Немного критики Отлично До встречи болван

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Болван Бесподобно

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Следите за этим парнем

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Qué opinas de éI

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Es un pendejo pedante pomposo y presumido

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Un miserabIe mojón de mierda

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en sentido figurado

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En mi vida había oído nada tan gracioso

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Qué cómico eres Reede

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Me encanta eI sentido deI humor

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HazIo con Simmons

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Simmons está seniI

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No quiere jubiIarse para no tener que ver a su esposa

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La que se emborracha en Ias fiestas y Ie dice cretino

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Y tú Tom eres eI IamecuIos más rastrero deI mundo

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Le has Iamido tanto eI cuIo a AIIan que se te trabó Ia cabeza

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No tiene precio

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A ti te apestan Ias encías

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A ti ya no se te para

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Esa peIuca parece un animaI apIastado

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No sé si peinarIa o darIe sepuItura

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Fracasado Idiota CuIón Degenerado

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Perra

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Me gusta tu estiIo Reede Esta compañía necesita

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un poco de descaro

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Me aIegro Nos vemos cara de verga

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Cara de verga IncreíbIe

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Cuida bien a ese muchacho

Available in 6 languages

Duration

138 seconds

Views

3,206

Timestamp in Movie

00:46:58

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.

Actors

Miranda

Fletcher Reede