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Liar Liar

What the hell are you doing? - I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?

What the hell are you doing? - I'm kicking my ass! Do you mind?

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What the hell are you doing
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I'm kicking my ass
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Do you mind
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,232
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:25
Uploaded
Feb 23, 2026
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.

Actors
Restroom Man
Charlie Dell
Jim Carrey
Fletcher Reede
Jim Carrey
- I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor. - Liar Liar 00:26
- I found him like this in the bathroom, your honor.
Under the circumstances, I have no choice but to recess this case until 9:00 A.M. - Liar Liar 00:12
Under the circumstances, I have no choice but to recess this...
I can. - I admire your courage, Mr. - Liar Liar 00:12
I can. - I admire your courage, Mr.
- Hello? Dad? - Max? How's it going? - Great, you know Paul and Emanuel from across the street? - We - Liar Liar 00:43
- Hello? Dad? - Max? How's it going? - Great, you know...
- Mr. Reede! - “Mr. Reede! Mr. Reede!“ - Liar Liar 00:06
- Mr. Reede! - “Mr. Reede! Mr. Reede!“
I can't do it. - Liar Liar 00:09
I can't do it.
- Respondent calls, Kenneth falk. - Liar Liar 00:08
- Respondent calls, Kenneth falk.
- Raise your right hand. - Liar Liar 00:10
- Raise your right hand.
Do you know my client, Samantha Cole? - Liar Liar 00:06
Do you know my client, Samantha Cole?
Isn't it true that your relationship with my client is entirely platonic? - Liar Liar 00:17
Isn't it true that your relationship with my client is...
Mr. Falk, would I be accurate if I described your relationship with Mrs. Cole as totally professiona - Liar Liar 00:22
Mr. Falk, would I be accurate if I described your...
Is your relationship with my client entirely platonic? - Liar Liar 00:35
Is your relationship with my client entirely platonic?
You had sex with her every time you met didn't you LiarHe's badgering the witnessIt's his witnessYou slammed her You dunked her donutsYou gave her dog a snausageYou stuffed her like a Thanksgiving TurkeyAll right All right it's true OkayI humped her - Liar Liar 00:31
You had sex with her every time you met didn't you...
- No questions. - Liar Liar 00:07
- No questions.
Do I dare ask you to call your next witness? - Liar Liar 00:06
Do I dare ask you to call your next witness?
- I have no further witnesses, your honor. - Liar Liar 00:24
- I have no further witnesses, your honor.
I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorcée on welfarebecause my scumbag attorneyhad a sudden attack of conscience - Liar Liar 00:09
I am not going to end up a 31 year old divorcée on...
- If Mr. Reede has no further witnesses, then I have no choice but to rule in favor of... - Your hon - Liar Liar 00:23
- If Mr. Reede has no further witnesses, then I have no...
OrderOrderOrder Knock it off - Liar Liar 00:08
OrderOrderOrder Knock it off
Mr. Reede, it is out of sheer morbid curiosity I'm allowing this freak show to continue. - Liar Liar 00:08
Mr. Reede, it is out of sheer morbid curiosity I'm...