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You scratched my carWhereRight thereOh thatThat was already thereWhy youYou liarYou know what I'm gonna do about thisWhat NothingBecause if I take you to small claims courtit will just drain 8 hours

You've been here before, haven't ya?

Liar Liar • 1997

Fletcher Reede:
You scratched my car!Tow Yard Employee:Where?Fletcher Reede: Right there!Tow Yard Employee:Oh, there... That was already there.Fletcher Reede:You... You -- LIAR! You know what I'm gonna do about this?Tow Yard Employee:What?Fletcher Reede:Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably won't show up, and if I finally got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway, so what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!Tow Yard Employee: You've been here before, haven't ya?

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You scratched my car

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Where

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Right there

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Oh that

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That was already there

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Why you

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You liar

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You know what I'm gonna do about this

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What Nothing

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Because if I take you to small claims court

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it will just drain 8 hours of my life

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and you probably won't show up

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and if I finally got the judgment

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you'll just stiff me anyway

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so what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk

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and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe

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You been here before haven't you

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لقد خدشت سيارتى

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أين N هناك

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لقد كانت موجودة منذ البداية بالفعل

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لماذا أنت

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أنت كاذب

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أتعلم ماذا سأفعل فى هذا Nماذا

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لا شئ ألا أذا أخذتك للمحكمة Nسوفت أخسر 8 ساعات من عمرى

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ولن أستطيع أن أثبت شئ ويتنجو بفعلتك

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لذا سوف أغضب وأجن كأحمق مغفل

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ولا أستطيع فعل شئ

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لقد كنت هنا من قبل

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Vous l'avez rayée

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Où

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Ici

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Ca Ca y était déjà

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Vous êtes un

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un menteur

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Vous savez ce que je vais faire Quoi

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Rien Un procès me prendrait du temps vous ne viendriez pas

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Même condamné vous ne paieriez pas

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Je n'ai qu'à pleurnicher comme un impuissant

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me pencher en avant et m'en prendre plein le pot

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Vous connaissez la musique

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Sie haben mein Auto zerkratzt

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Wo Da

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Ach da

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Das war schon dran

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Also Sie

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Sie Lügner

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Wissen Sie was ich tun werde Was

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Nichts Wenn ich Sie anzeige

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tauchen Sie vor Gericht nicht auf und wenn ich gewinne zahlen Sie nicht

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Also werde ich wie ein impotenter Idiot jammern und klagen

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und mir das Ganze dann hinten rein schieben

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Sie waren schon öfter hier oder

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Ты поцарапал мою машину

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Где Вот здесь

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Ах это

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Это было до меня

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Ах ты

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Ты лжец

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Знаешь что я с тобой сделаю Что

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Ничего Потому что повестку в суд мелких тяжб

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ты проигнорируешь и даже если я выиграю ты просто ничего не заплатишь

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Поэтому я буду просто ныть и жаловаться как последний импотент

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а потом нагнусь и буду терпеливо сносить пинки под задний бампер

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Я смотрю вы здесь не в первый раз

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Le dio un arañazo

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Dónde

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Ahí está

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Ah eso Ese arañazo es viejo

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Ud es un

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un mentiroso

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Sabe qué voy a hacer Qué

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Nada Si Ie entabIo una demanda no irá aI juzgado

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Y si Ia gano no me va a pagar

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Lo único que puedo hacer es gemir y IIorar

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y dobIar Ia cintura y dejar que me friegue

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Se ve que ha venido antes

Available in 6 languages

Duration

40 seconds

Views

2,160

Timestamp in Movie

00:34:53

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Universal Pictures,Imagine Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A fast-track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after he disappoints his son for the last time.

Actors

Fletcher Reede