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"License to Drive" quotes

License to Drive poster
A teen decides to go for a night on the town with his friends despite flunking his driver's test.

Director: Greg Beeman
Writer: Neil Tolkin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1988
MetaScore: 36/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $22,433,275
Released: 06 Jul 1988
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

35 video clips

DeanMr. AndersonMiss HellbergCharlesMrs. AndersonLes' Dmv ExaminerDropout #1School TeacherGrandpa AndersonTow Truck DriverClub DoormanDrunk Driver
Hey Natalie I was wondering - License to Drive 00:11 Hey Natalie I was wondering I'm so dead they're gonna have to bury me twice - License to Drive 00:05 I'm so dead they're gonna have to bury me twice Honks Les - License to Drive 00:08 Honks Les We had a college fund set aside for you - License to Drive 00:25 We had a college fund set aside for you Well Mr Anderson - License to Drive 00:26 Well Mr Anderson I don't care what you say to the guy just get him to pull over - License to Drive 00:17 I don't care what you say to the guy just get him to... An innocent girl a harmless drive - License to Drive 00:09 An innocent girl a harmless drive Charles you spazticated idiot - License to Drive 00:04 Charles you spazticated idiot Les that thing in your wallet - License to Drive 00:24 Les that thing in your wallet Last name first first name last - License to Drive 00:11 Last name first first name last Oh Robert I want you in the backseat with me - License to Drive 00:35 Oh Robert I want you in the backseat with me If you're lucky she'll bite laughing - License to Drive 00:05 If you're lucky she'll bite laughing Please drive safely Thanks - License to Drive 00:31 Please drive safely Thanks But could you take the car out of neutral - License to Drive 00:06 But could you take the car out of neutral Mind explaining to me what size shark was responsible for this - License to Drive 00:12 Mind explaining to me what size shark was responsible for... Making some room for the old boat - License to Drive 00:16 Making some room for the old boat Come on Get the juicehead to pull over - License to Drive 00:05 Come on Get the juicehead to pull over Hey dweebs Does Mommy hold your dicks when you piss - License to Drive 00:05 Hey dweebs Does Mommy hold your dicks when you piss Mr Anderson - License to Drive 00:17 Mr Anderson He's going to be worried about is his car - License to Drive 00:10 He's going to be worried about is his car Boy I've driven with deer - License to Drive 00:23 Boy I've driven with deer Dad Yeah - License to Drive 00:17 Dad Yeah I'm with her - License to Drive 00:07 I'm with her Horn honking - License to Drive 00:16 Horn honking Oh a Maserati - License to Drive 00:08 Oh a Maserati Buckle up son This is the real world out here - License to Drive 00:05 Buckle up son This is the real world out here We're gonna be locked up in a cell - License to Drive 00:07 We're gonna be locked up in a cell Yeah not too bad for a kid without his license huh - License to Drive 00:06 Yeah not too bad for a kid without his license huh All clamoring Wait a minute - License to Drive 00:06 All clamoring Wait a minute You are damn lucky your mother didn't go into labor tonight - License to Drive 00:08 You are damn lucky your mother didn't go into labor... Les to live in fear - License to Drive 00:11 Les to live in fear Dean Archie's Come back - License to Drive 00:13 Dean Archie's Come back I'm a free man Whoo - License to Drive 00:04 I'm a free man Whoo Charles you want to know what's dangerous - License to Drive 00:09 Charles you want to know what's dangerous

Cast

Les Anderson - Corey Haim
Dean - Corey Feldman
Mrs. Anderson - Carol Kane
Mr. Anderson - Richard Masur
Mercedes Lane - Heather Graham
All Cast