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Jon Peters:I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up, I'm Jon Peters. My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?Gary Valentine:No.Jon Peters:It's your girlfriend?Gary Valentine:No.Jon Peters:I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?Gary Valentine:No.Jon Peters:All of it. It's all mine
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h h h h h Cause I m not a shithead idiot fuck up
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I m Jon Peters
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h h hMy only problem in life is that I love tail too much
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I love it I love it so much
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I love it so much
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Is that your sister h h h h h h h h No
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It s your girlfriend h h h h h h h h h No
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h h h hI love it so much it s gonna kill me one day
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You know how much tail I get h h h h h h h h h h Gary No
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Jon All of it
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It s all mine
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لأنني لست أحمقا
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أنا جون بيترز
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مشكلتي الوحيدة في الحياة هي أنني أحب المهبل كثير ا
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أحبه أنا أحبه كثيرا
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أنا أحبه كثيرا
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هل هذه اختك كلا
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هل هي صديقتك كلا
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أحبه كثير ا لدرجة أنه سيقتلني يوم ا ما
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أتعرف ما مقدار ما أحصل عليه كلا
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كله
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كله لي
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هل تحب باربرا سترايسند أجل
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因為我不是腦殘廢人 我是喬恩彼得斯
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我只有一個人生難題 就是太愛女人
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我超愛 愛到不行
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愛到不行 那是你姊嗎
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不是
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你馬子嗎 不是
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我無法自拔 早晚會害死我
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知道我有多少女人嗎 不知道
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全部
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都是我的
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Tanken er fuld Sådan kommer jeg til biffen
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Jeg er ikke en idiot Jeg er Jon Peters Jeg elsker bare kusse for højt
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Jeg elsker det bare Er det din søster Nej
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Er hun din kæreste Nej
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Jeg elsker kusse så højt at det bliver min død en dag
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Ved du hvor meget kusse jeg får Alle kusserne
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Allesammen Kan du lide Barbra Streisand Ja
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Omdat ik Jon Peters ben geen onnozelaar
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M'n enige probleem is mijn liefde voor meiden
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Ik hou ervan Echt
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Ik hou er echt van Is dat je zus Nee
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Je vriendinnetje Nee
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Ooit wordt het mijn dood
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Weet je hoeveel ik er neuk Nee
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Allemaal
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Ze zijn allemaal voor mij
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En ole mikään lahopää Olen Jon Peters
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Ainoa ongelmani on että pidän tussusta liikaa
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Rakastan sitä niin paljon
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Onko tuo siskosi Ei
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Tyttöystäväsi Ei
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Tussu koituu vielä kuolemakseni
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Tiedätkö paljonko tussua saan Läjäpäin
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Muille ei jää mitään
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Je ne suis pas un raté Je suis Jon Peters
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Mon seul problème c'est que j'aime trop baiser
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J'aime tellement ça
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Tellement C'est ta sœur
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Non
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Ta copine Non
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J'aime tellement ça que ça va me tuer
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Sais tu à quel point je baise Non
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Tout le temps
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Tout pour moi
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Aimes tu Barbra Streisand Oui
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Er ist vollgetankt und bringt mich rechtzeitig zum Kino
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Ich bin kein Idiot Ich bin Jon Peters
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Mein einziges Problem ist dass ich Muschis zu sehr liebe
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Sehr Ist das deine Schwester Nein
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Deine Freundin Nein
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Eines Tages bringen sie mich noch um
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Weißt du wie viele Muschis ich bekomme Alle
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Ich kann sie alle haben
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Γιατί δεν είμαι βλάκας Είμαι ο Τζον Πίτερς
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Το μόνο θέμα ότι αγαπώ τις γυναίκες
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Μου αρέσουν Πολύ
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Μου αρέσουν Αδερφή σου
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Όχι
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Η φιλενάδα σου Όχι
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Μου αρέσουν τόσο που θα με σκοτώσει
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Ξέρεις πόσες έχω Όχι
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Όλες
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Όλες δικές μου
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Γουστάρεις την Μπάρμπρα Ναι
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כי אני לא מטומטם שמפשל אני ג'ון פיטרס
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הבעיה היחידה שלי היא שאני חולה סקס
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אני אוהב את זה כל כך
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אני אוהב את זה כל כך זו אחותך
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לא
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זאת החברה שלך לא
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אני אוהב את זה כל כך שזה יהרוג אותי
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אתה יודע כמה סקס אני משיג לא
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את כולו
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הכול שלי
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אתה אוהב את ברברה סטרייסנד כן
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Perché non sono un idiota testa di cazzo sono Jon Peters
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Il mio unico problema nella vita è che amo troppo la fica
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La amo la amo così tanto
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La amo Quella è tua sorella No
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La tua ragazza No
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La amo così tanto che un giorno mi ucciderà
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Sai quanta fica mi prendo No
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Tutta quanta
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È tutta mia
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Ti piace Barbra Streisand Sì
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満タンで 時間どおりに映画館へ
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俺は切れ者 ジョン ピーターズ
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唯一の弱点は女好き
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好きだ 好きすぎる
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お前の姉貴か
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違う
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彼女か
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ヤりすぎて いつか死ぬ
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何人とヤると
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一人残らず
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全部 俺の女
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난 등신 새끼가 아니고 존 피터스거든
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내 유일한 문제는
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'그걸' 너무 밝힌다는 거야
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'그게' 너무 좋아 네 누나니
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아뇨
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여친이야 아뇨
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난 '그걸' 밝혀서 일찍 죽을 거야
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얼마나 많이 하는지 알아 아뇨
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맨날 해
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모든 여자랑
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Nes aš ne koks asilas Aš Džonas Pitersas
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Mano vienintelė problema ta kad labai mėgstu moteris
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Tiesiog dievinu
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Čia tavo sesuo
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Ne
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Mergina Ne
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Aš taip jas dievinu jog vieną dieną prisišauksiu galą
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Žinai kiek moterų gaunu Ne
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Visas
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Jos visos mano
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Jeg er ingen idiot jeg er Jon Peters
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Mitt eneste problem er at jeg elsker fitte altfor mye Jeg elsker den veldig
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Er det søsteren din Nei
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Kjæresten din Nei
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Det kommer til å bli min død en dag
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Vet du hvor mye fitte jeg får Rubb og stubb
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Hele sulamitten
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Liker du Barbra Streisand Ja
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Bo nie jestem jełopem jestem Jon Peters Mój jedyny problem to miłość do dup
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Uwielbiam dupczyć Bardzo
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Uwielbiam To twoja siostra Nie
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Dziewczyna Nie
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Kiedyś mnie ta obsesja dobije
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Wiesz ile zaliczam dup Nie
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Wszystkie
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Wszystkie są moje
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Lubisz Barbrę Streisand Tak
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Porque eu não sou um idiota sou Jon Peters
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Meu único problema é que amo trepar
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Amo Amo demais
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Amo É sua irmã
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Não
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É sua namorada Não
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Amo tanto que um dia isso vai me matar
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Sabe quantas mulheres eu como Não
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Todas
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É tudo meu
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Потому что я не грёбаный тупоголовый пень
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Я Джон Питерс
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Единственная моя проблема я слишком люблю женские попки
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Обожаю Больше всего на свете
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Слишком сильно
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Это твоя сестра Нет
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Девушка Нет
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Я так сильно их люблю меня это в могилу сведёт
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Знаешь сколько на меня вешаются Нет
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Все
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Все девушки мои
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Тебе нравится Барбра Стрейcанд Да
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Ker nisem zavožen bebec Jon Peters sem
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Samo češplje imam preveč rad Neskončno jih imam rad
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Neizmerno Je to tvoja sestra Ne Punca Ne
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Tako rad to počnem da me bo ubilo
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Veš koliko češpelj dobim Ne Vse
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Vse so moje Ti je Barbra Streisand všeč Ja
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Porque no soy cualquier idiota soy Jon Peters
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Mi único problema en la vida es que me encanta la vagina
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Me encanta Me fascina
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Me fascina Ella es tu hermana
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No
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Es tu novia No
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Me gusta tanto que algún día me matará
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Sabes cuántas vaginas consigo No
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Todas
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Todas son mías
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Jag är ingen idiot Jag är Jon Peters
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Mitt enda problem är att jag gillar fitta för mycket Jag älskar det så
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Är det där din syster Nej
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Din flickvän Nej
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Det kommer att bli min död en vacker dag
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Vet du hur mycket fitta jag får Rubbet
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Hela rasket
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Gillar du Barbra Streisand Ja
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เพราะฉ นไม ใช ไอ ง งท ชอบทำพลาด ฉ นค อจอน ป เตอร ส
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ป ญหาเด ยวในช ว ตฉ น ค อฉ นชอบแอ มสาวมากไป
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ชอบมาก ส ดๆ เลย
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ชอบมากเลย น นพ สาวนายเหรอ
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เปล า
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แฟนนายเหรอ เปล า
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ฉ นชอบมาก ว นน งฉ นจะตายเพราะม นน แหละ
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ร ไหมฉ นได สาวมาก คนแล ว ไม คร บ
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ท กคนเลย
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ท กคนเป นของฉ น
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Çünkü ben aptal bir serseri değilim Ben Jon Peters'ım
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Tek sorunum hatunları çok sevmem
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Seviyorum Çok seviyorum
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Çok seviyorum O kız kardeşin mi
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Hayır
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Kız arkadaşın mı Hayır
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O kadar çok seviyorum ki bir gün bu beni öldürecek
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Ne kadar hatun kaldırırım biliyor musun Hayır
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Hepsini
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Hepsi benim
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Barbra Streisand'i sever misin Evet
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Тому я вчасно доїду в кіно
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Бо я не гівняний мудак Я Джон Пітерс
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Моя єдина проблема це дівки
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Дуже люблю дівок
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Дуже Це твоя сестра
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Ні
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Дівчина Ні
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Так люблю що колись це мене вб'є
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Знаєш скільки мені дають Ні
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Усі
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Вони всі мої
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Подобається Барбра Стрейсенд Так
Available in 24 languages
Duration
28 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
01:22:04
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2026
Production
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Focus Features,Bron Studios,Ghoulardi Film Company
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Movie Summary
The story of Alana Kane and Gary Valentine growing up, running around and going through the treacherous navigation of first love in the San Fernando Valley, 1973.