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H h h h h Cause I m not a shithead idiot fuck upI m Jon Petersh h hMy only problem in life is that I love tail too muchI love it I love it so muchI love it so muchIs that your sister h h h h h h h h

All of it. It's all mine

Licorice Pizza • 2021

Jon Peters:I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up, I'm Jon Peters. My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?Gary Valentine:No.Jon Peters:It's your girlfriend?Gary Valentine:No.Jon Peters:I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?Gary Valentine:No.Jon Peters:All of it. It's all mine

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h h h h h Cause I m not a shithead idiot fuck up

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I m Jon Peters

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h h hMy only problem in life is that I love tail too much

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I love it I love it so much

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I love it so much

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Is that your sister h h h h h h h h No

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It s your girlfriend h h h h h h h h h No

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h h h hI love it so much it s gonna kill me one day

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You know how much tail I get h h h h h h h h h h Gary No

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Jon All of it

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It s all mine

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لأنني لست أحمقا

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أنا جون بيترز

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مشكلتي الوحيدة في الحياة هي أنني أحب المهبل كثير ا

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أحبه أنا أحبه كثيرا

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أنا أحبه كثيرا

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هل هذه اختك كلا

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هل هي صديقتك كلا

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أحبه كثير ا لدرجة أنه سيقتلني يوم ا ما

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أتعرف ما مقدار ما أحصل عليه كلا

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كله

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كله لي

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هل تحب باربرا سترايسند أجل

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因為我不是腦殘廢人我是喬恩彼得斯

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我只有一個人生難題就是太愛女人

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我超愛愛到不行

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愛到不行那是你姊嗎

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不是

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你馬子嗎不是

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我無法自拔早晚會害死我

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知道我有多少女人嗎不知道

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全部

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都是我的

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Tanken er fuld Sådan kommer jeg til biffen

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Jeg er ikke en idiot Jeg er Jon Peters Jeg elsker bare kusse for højt

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Jeg elsker det bare Er det din søster Nej

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Er hun din kæreste Nej

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Jeg elsker kusse så højt at det bliver min død en dag

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Ved du hvor meget kusse jeg får Alle kusserne

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Allesammen Kan du lide Barbra Streisand Ja

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Omdat ik Jon Peters ben geen onnozelaar

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M'n enige probleem is mijn liefde voor meiden

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Ik hou ervan Echt

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Ik hou er echt van Is dat je zus Nee

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Je vriendinnetje Nee

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Ooit wordt het mijn dood

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Weet je hoeveel ik er neuk Nee

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Allemaal

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Ze zijn allemaal voor mij

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En ole mikään lahopää Olen Jon Peters

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Ainoa ongelmani on että pidän tussusta liikaa

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Rakastan sitä niin paljon

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Onko tuo siskosi Ei

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Tyttöystäväsi Ei

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Tussu koituu vielä kuolemakseni

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Tiedätkö paljonko tussua saan Läjäpäin

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Muille ei jää mitään

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Je ne suis pas un raté Je suis Jon Peters

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Mon seul problème c'est que j'aime trop baiser

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J'aime tellement ça

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Tellement C'est ta sœur

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Non

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Ta copine Non

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J'aime tellement ça que ça va me tuer

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Sais tu à quel point je baise Non

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Tout le temps

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Tout pour moi

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Aimes tu Barbra Streisand Oui

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Er ist vollgetankt und bringt mich rechtzeitig zum Kino

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Ich bin kein Idiot Ich bin Jon Peters

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Mein einziges Problem ist dass ich Muschis zu sehr liebe

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Sehr Ist das deine Schwester Nein

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Deine Freundin Nein

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Eines Tages bringen sie mich noch um

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Weißt du wie viele Muschis ich bekomme Alle

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Ich kann sie alle haben

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Γιατί δεν είμαι βλάκας Είμαι ο Τζον Πίτερς

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Το μόνο θέμα ότι αγαπώ τις γυναίκες

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Μου αρέσουν Πολύ

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Μου αρέσουν Αδερφή σου

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Όχι

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Η φιλενάδα σου Όχι

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Μου αρέσουν τόσο που θα με σκοτώσει

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Ξέρεις πόσες έχω Όχι

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Όλες

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Όλες δικές μου

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Γουστάρεις την Μπάρμπρα Ναι

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כי אני לא מטומטם שמפשל אני ג'ון פיטרס

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הבעיה היחידה שלי היא שאני חולה סקס

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אני אוהב את זה כל כך

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אני אוהב את זה כל כך זו אחותך

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לא

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זאת החברה שלך לא

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אני אוהב את זה כל כך שזה יהרוג אותי

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אתה יודע כמה סקס אני משיג לא

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את כולו

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הכול שלי

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אתה אוהב את ברברה סטרייסנד כן

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Perché non sono un idiota testa di cazzo sono Jon Peters

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Il mio unico problema nella vita è che amo troppo la fica

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La amo la amo così tanto

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La amo Quella è tua sorella No

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La tua ragazza No

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La amo così tanto che un giorno mi ucciderà

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Sai quanta fica mi prendo No

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Tutta quanta

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È tutta mia

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Ti piace Barbra Streisand Sì

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満タンで時間どおりに映画館へ

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俺は切れ者ジョンピーターズ

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唯一の弱点は女好き

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好きだ好きすぎる

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お前の姉貴か

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違う

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彼女か

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ヤりすぎていつか死ぬ

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何人とヤると

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一人残らず

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全部俺の女

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난 등신 새끼가 아니고 존 피터스거든

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내 유일한 문제는

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'그걸' 너무 밝힌다는 거야

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'그게' 너무 좋아 네 누나니

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아뇨

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여친이야 아뇨

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난 '그걸' 밝혀서 일찍 죽을 거야

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얼마나 많이 하는지 알아 아뇨

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맨날 해

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모든 여자랑

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Nes aš ne koks asilas Aš Džonas Pitersas

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Mano vienintelė problema ta kad labai mėgstu moteris

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Tiesiog dievinu

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Čia tavo sesuo

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Ne

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Mergina Ne

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Aš taip jas dievinu jog vieną dieną prisišauksiu galą

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Žinai kiek moterų gaunu Ne

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Visas

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Jos visos mano

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Jeg er ingen idiot jeg er Jon Peters

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Mitt eneste problem er at jeg elsker fitte altfor mye Jeg elsker den veldig

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Er det søsteren din Nei

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Kjæresten din Nei

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Det kommer til å bli min død en dag

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Vet du hvor mye fitte jeg får Rubb og stubb

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Hele sulamitten

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Liker du Barbra Streisand Ja

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Bo nie jestem jełopem jestem Jon Peters Mój jedyny problem to miłość do dup

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Uwielbiam dupczyć Bardzo

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Uwielbiam To twoja siostra Nie

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Dziewczyna Nie

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Kiedyś mnie ta obsesja dobije

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Wiesz ile zaliczam dup Nie

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Wszystkie

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Wszystkie są moje

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Lubisz Barbrę Streisand Tak

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Porque eu não sou um idiota sou Jon Peters

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Meu único problema é que amo trepar

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Amo Amo demais

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Amo É sua irmã

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Não

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É sua namorada Não

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Amo tanto que um dia isso vai me matar

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Sabe quantas mulheres eu como Não

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Todas

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É tudo meu

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Потому что я не грёбаный тупоголовый пень

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Я Джон Питерс

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Единственная моя проблема я слишком люблю женские попки

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Обожаю Больше всего на свете

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Слишком сильно

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Это твоя сестра Нет

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Девушка Нет

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Я так сильно их люблю меня это в могилу сведёт

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Знаешь сколько на меня вешаются Нет

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Все

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Все девушки мои

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Тебе нравится Барбра Стрейcанд Да

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Ker nisem zavožen bebec Jon Peters sem

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Samo češplje imam preveč rad Neskončno jih imam rad

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Neizmerno Je to tvoja sestra Ne Punca Ne

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Tako rad to počnem da me bo ubilo

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Veš koliko češpelj dobim Ne Vse

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Vse so moje Ti je Barbra Streisand všeč Ja

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Porque no soy cualquier idiota soy Jon Peters

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Mi único problema en la vida es que me encanta la vagina

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Me encanta Me fascina

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Me fascina Ella es tu hermana

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No

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Es tu novia No

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Me gusta tanto que algún día me matará

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Sabes cuántas vaginas consigo No

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Todas

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Todas son mías

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Jag är ingen idiot Jag är Jon Peters

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Mitt enda problem är att jag gillar fitta för mycket Jag älskar det så

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Är det där din syster Nej

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Din flickvän Nej

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Det kommer att bli min död en vacker dag

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Vet du hur mycket fitta jag får Rubbet

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Hela rasket

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Gillar du Barbra Streisand Ja

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เพราะฉ นไม ใช ไอ ง งท ชอบทำพลาด ฉ นค อจอน ป เตอร ส

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ป ญหาเด ยวในช ว ตฉ น ค อฉ นชอบแอ มสาวมากไป

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ชอบมาก ส ดๆ เลย

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ชอบมากเลย น นพ สาวนายเหรอ

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เปล า

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แฟนนายเหรอ เปล า

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ฉ นชอบมาก ว นน งฉ นจะตายเพราะม นน แหละ

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ร ไหมฉ นได สาวมาก คนแล ว ไม คร บ

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ท กคนเลย

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ท กคนเป นของฉ น

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Çünkü ben aptal bir serseri değilim Ben Jon Peters'ım

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Tek sorunum hatunları çok sevmem

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Seviyorum Çok seviyorum

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Çok seviyorum O kız kardeşin mi

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Hayır

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Kız arkadaşın mı Hayır

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O kadar çok seviyorum ki bir gün bu beni öldürecek

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Ne kadar hatun kaldırırım biliyor musun Hayır

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Hepsini

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Hepsi benim

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Barbra Streisand'i sever misin Evet

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Тому я вчасно доїду в кіно

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Бо я не гівняний мудак Я Джон Пітерс

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Моя єдина проблема це дівки

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Дуже люблю дівок

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Дуже Це твоя сестра

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Ні

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Дівчина Ні

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Так люблю що колись це мене вб'є

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Знаєш скільки мені дають Ні

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Усі

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Вони всі мої

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Подобається Барбра Стрейсенд Так

Available in 24 languages

Duration

28 seconds

Views

63

Timestamp in Movie

01:22:04

Uploaded

Mar 16, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer,Focus Features,Bron Studios,Ghoulardi Film Company

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Movie Summary

The story of Alana Kane and Gary Valentine growing up, running around and going through the treacherous navigation of first love in the San Fernando Valley, 1973.