Fat, fat... ugly, ugly... that's me... quark quark quark... It's the duckling!Guido
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Dr. Lessing: Fat, fat, ugly, ugly, all yellow in reality. If you ask me what I am, I reply "Quark quark quark".Dr. Lessing:Walking along, I go "Por-por". Who am I? Tell me true.Guido:Dr. Lessing: Hmphh... a duckling, no?Guido:Dr. Lessing:Is it not a duckling?Dr. Lessing:It's not! A veterinarian friend of mine sent it to me from Vienna. I can't send him mine, until I solve this one. I thought: Duck-billed platypus. But it doesn't go "Quark quark quark quark". A duck-billed platypus goes...Dr. Lessing:"Ffrrr ffrrr-ffrrr ffrrr-ffrrr". Duck-billed platypus...Dr. Lessing:I translated it into Italian for you last night. Well, what do you say? Everything points to a duckling!Dr. Lessing:Help me, Guido. For heaven's sake, help me. I can't even sleep.Dr. Lessing:Fat, fat... ugly, ugly... that's me... quark quark quark... It's the duckling!Guido
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Fat fat ugly ugly all yellow in reality
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lf you ask me what l am
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l answer 'Cheep cheep cheep '
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Walking along l go 'Poopoo'
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Who am l Tell me true
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A duckling right
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ls it a duckling
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lt's not
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A veterinarian friend of mine sent it to me from Vienna
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l can't send him mine
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until l solve this one
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l thought
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duck billed platypus
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but it doesn't go Cheep cheep cheep
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A duck billed platypus goes
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l translated it into ltalian for you last night
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Well what do you say
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Εverything points to a duckling
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Help me
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For heaven's sake
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help me
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l can't even sleep
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lt's the duckling
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Movie Summary
When an open-minded Jewish waiter and his son become victims of the Holocaust, he uses a perfect mixture of will, humor, and imagination to protect his son from the dangers around their camp.
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Guido
