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All right. Half a shekelfor an old exleper?- Did you say "exleper"? Sixteen years behind...

Life of Brian • 1979

All right. Half a shekelfor an old exleper?- Did you say "exleper"? Sixteen years behind the bell,and proud of it, sir. - Well, what happened?- I were cured, sir. - Cured?- Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. - Well, who cured you?- Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along,minding my own business. All of a sudden,up he comes, cures me! One minute,I'm a leper with a trade; next minute,my livelihood's gone. "You're cured, mate."Bloody dogooder. Well, why don't you go and tell himthat you want to be a leper again? I could do that, sir.Yeah, I could do that, I suppose. I was gonna ask him if he'dmake me a bit lame in one legduring the middle of the week. You know, something beggable but notleprosy, which is a pain in the ass. Brian! Come and cleanyour room out! - There you are.- Thank you, sir. Thank Half a denary?Me bloody life story. There's no pleasingsome people. That's justwhat Jesus said, sir

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All right Half a shekel for an old exleper Did you say exleper

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Sixteen years behind the bell and proud of it sir

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Well what happened I were cured sir

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Cured Yes a bloody miracle sir

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Well who cured you Jesus did sir

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I was hopping along minding my own business

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All of a sudden up he comes cures me

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One minute I'm a leper with a trade

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next minute my livelihood's gone

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You're cured mate Bloody dogooder

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Well why don't you go and tell him that you want to be a leper again

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I could do that sir Yeah I could do that I suppose

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I was gonna ask him if he'd make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week

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You know something beggable but not leprosy which is a pain in the ass

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Brian Come and clean your room out

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There you are Thank you sir Thank

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Half a denary Me bloody life story

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There's no pleasing some people

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That's just what Jesus said sir

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حسنا العرض الأخير نصف شاقل لمجذوم سابق

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هل قلت مجذوما سابقا صحيح سيدي

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أمضيت ستة عشر عاما واضعا جرسا وأنا فخور بذلك

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ماذا حدث شفيت سيدي

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شفيت معجزة سيدي ليباركك الرب

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من شفاك يسوع سيدي

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ك نت سائرا مهتما بشؤوني الخاصه

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فجأة جاء وشفاني

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ك نت مجذوما لديه عمل ثم أنقطع رزقي

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شفيت ياصاح المحسن اللعين

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لم لا تذهب وتقول له أنك تريد أن تعود مجذوما

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يمكنني فعل هذا سيدي يمكنني فعل هذا على ما أعتقد

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ك نت سأطلب منه أن يصيبني بالعرج في قدمي خلال الأسبوع

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تعرف م رض يمكن التسول بسببه لا أريد الجذام فهو مزعج

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براين تعال ونظف غرفتك

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خ ذ شكرا شكرا

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نصف دينار لقاء قصة حياتي بعض الناس لا يكتفون

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هذا ما قاله يسوع سيدي

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Un demi siècle pour un ancien lépreux

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Un ancien lépreux C'est ça

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Seize ans de métier

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Que s'est il passé J'ai été guéri

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Guéri Un putain de miracle

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Qui t'a guéri Jésus

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Je ne demandais rien à personne

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Et voilà qu'il me guérit

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En une minute j'ai perdu mon gagne pain

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Tu es guéri Satané bienfaiteur

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Dis lui que tu veux redevenir lépreux

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C'est une idée Je pourrais lui demander

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Je vais lui demander s'il peut me rendre un peu boiteux

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Boiteux mais pas lépreux parce que c'est la plaie

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Brian Viens ranger ta chambre

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Tiens Merci

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Un demi dinar pour mon histoire Il y en a qui sont jamais contents

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C'est ce que Jésus disait

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Letztes Angebot Einen halben Schekel

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Sagten Sie Ex Leprakranker 16 Jahre und stolz darauf

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Und was ist passiert Ich wurde geheilt Herr

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Geheilt So'n Scheißwunder Preiset den Herrn

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Wer hat Sie denn geheilt Jesus

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Ich hüpf so rum und denk mir nichts zack da heilt er mich

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Grade noch im Geschäft und schon bin ich draußen

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Du bist geheilt mein Freund Scheißwohltäter

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Sag doch du willst wieder Lepra Ja das könnte ich machen

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Ich frag ihn ob er mich wochentags lahm machen kann

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Was Bettelfähiges keine Lepra Die ist scheißlästig

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Brian komm rein und räum dein Zimmer auf

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Bitte

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Ein halber Dinar für mein Leben Euch kann man's nie recht machen

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Das hat Jesus auch gesagt

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Хорошо Пол шекеля для старого экс прокаженного Ты сказал экс прокаженного

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Шестнадцать лет от звонка до звонка и горжусь этим сэр

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И что же случилось Я был исцелен сэр

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Исцелен Да проклятым чудом сэр

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Кто же исцелил тебя Иисус сэр

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Я кручусь забочусь о своем бизнесе

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Внезапно он приходит и исцеляет меня

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Минуту назад я прокаженный с профессией

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минута прошла я лишен средств к существованию

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Ты исцелен приятель Благодетель человечества проклятый

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Почему же ты не скажешь ему что снова хочешь быть прокаженным

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Я мог это сделать сэр Да мог полагаю

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Я собирался спросить его не сделает ли он меня немного хромым на одну ногу в середине недели

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Что нибудь для нищенствования но не проказа это такая боль в заду

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Брайен Иди и убери свою комнату

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Вот тебе Спасибо сэр Спасибо

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Пол динария Будь проклята моя жизнь

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Некоторые люди так неприятны

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Именно это сказал Иисус сэр

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Medio siclo para un ex leproso

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Ex leproso Sí señor

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16 orgullosos años

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Y qué pasó Me curé señor

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Te curaste Fue un milagro

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Quién te curó Jesús Señor

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Estaba enfrascado en mis asuntos

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De repente me cura

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De ser un leproso con un oficio pasé a perder mi sustento

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''Estás curado viejo'' Qué jactancioso

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Por qué no le dices que quieres volver a ser leproso

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Supongo que podría

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Le iba a pedir que me volviera rengo de una pierna

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Algo mendigable pero menos molesto que la lepra

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Brian Limpia tu cuarto

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Toma Gracias Muchas

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Medio dinar por mi historia Algunos no se contentan con nada

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Eso dijo Jesús

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:15:14

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

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Production

Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.