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Don't pick your noseI wasn't picking my nose I was scratchingYou was picking it while you was talking to that ladyI wasn't Leave it alone Give it a restDo you mind I can't hear a word he's sayingDon't

Language! And don't pick your nose!

Life of Brian • 1979

Mrs. Big Nose:
Don't pick your nose!Mr. Big Nose:I wasn't pickin' my nose! I was scratchin' it!Mrs. Big Nose:You was pickin' it, while You was talkin' to that lady!Mr. Big Nose:I wasn't!Mrs. Big Nose:Leave it alone! Give it a rest!Stan:Do you mind? I can't 'ear a word he's sayin'!Mrs. Big Nose:Don't you 'Do you mind' me! I was talkin' to my 'usband!Stan:Well, go and talk to 'im somewhere else! I can't 'ear a bloody thing!Mr. Big Nose:Don't you swear at my wife!Stan:I was only askin' 'er to shut up, so we can 'ear what he's sayin', 'Big Nose'.Mrs. Big Nose:Don't you call my 'usband 'Big Nose'!Stan:Well, he 'as got a big nose!Man #1: Would you be quiet, please. What was that?Stan:I don't know; I was too busy talkin' to 'Big Nose'.Man #2:I think it was: 'Blessed are the cheese-makers'!Wife:What's so special about the cheese-makers?Husband:Well, obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally - it refers to any manufacturer of... dairy products.Stan:See? If you 'adn't been goin' on, we'd 'ave 'eard that, 'Big Nose'!Mr. Big Nose:Say that once more - I'll smash your bloody face in!Stan:Better keep listening; might be a bit about 'Blessed are the Big Noses'.Brian:Lay off him!Stan:Oh, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face... Where are you two from? 'Nose City'?Mr. Big Nose:One more time, mate! I'll take you to the fuckin' cleaners!Mrs. Big Nose:Language! And Don't pick your nose!

Full Transcript

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Don't pick your nose

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I wasn't picking my nose I was scratching

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You was picking it while you was talking to that lady

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I wasn't Leave it alone Give it a rest

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Do you mind I can't hear a word he's saying

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Don't you do you mind me I was talking to my husband

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Well go and talk to him somewhere else I can't hear a bloody thing

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Don't you swear at my wife

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I was only asking her to shut up so we can hear what he's saying Big Nose

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Don't you call my husband Big Nose Well he has got a big nose

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Could you be quiet please What was that

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I was too busy talking to Big Nose

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I think it was Blessed are the cheese makers

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What's so special about the cheese makers

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Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally

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It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products

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See if you hadn't been going on we'd have heard that Big Nose

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Hey Say that once more I'll smash your bloody face in

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Better keep listening Might be a bit about Blessed are the Big Noses

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Oh lay off him

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Oh you're not so bad yourself Conch Face

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Where are you two from Nose City

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One more time mate I'll take you to fuckin' cleaners

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Language And don't pick your nose

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هلا تصمتان

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لا تنقر أنفك

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لم أفعل ك نت أحك

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كنت تنقره وأنت تكلم السيده

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غير صحيح دعه وشائنه

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هل تمانعين لا أسمع شيئا لاتقل لي أتمانعين ياهذا

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ك نت اتكلم مع زوجي تكلمي معه في مكان أخر

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لا أسمع شيئا اللعنه لاتشتم زوجتي

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ك نت اطلب منها الصمت لنسمع ياكبير الأنف

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لاتنعت زوجتي بـ كبير الأنف

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حسنا أنفه كبير هلا تصمتون

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ماكان ذلك ك نت منشغلا بالتكلم مع كبير الأنف

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أعتقد أنه قال طوبى لصانعي الجبن

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ما المميز لدى صانعي الجبن

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لا ي فترض بنا فهم المعنى حرفيا

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هذا يشمل ك ل صانعي مشتقات الحليب

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لو لم تتكلم لسمعنا هذا ياكبير الأنف

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كرر ذلك مرة أخرى وسأحطم وجهك

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أصغ قد يقول طوبى لأصحاب الأنوف الكبيره

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أليك عنه

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لا بأس بك ياضخم الأنف من أين أنتما مدينة الأنوف

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مرة أخرى وسأوسعك ضربا

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ص ن لسانك

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لا تنقر أنفك

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Vous allez vous taire

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Mets pas tes doigts dans ton nez

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Je me grattais

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Tu avais le doigt dans le nez quand tu lui parlais

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C'est pas vrai Laisse ton nez tranquille

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Vous permettez J'entends rien De quoi je m'occupe

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Je parlais à mon mari Allez parler ailleurs

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J'entends rien N'insulte pas ma femme

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Je lui disais juste de la fermer Gros Nez

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N'appelle pas mon mari Gros Nez

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Il a un gros nez Taisez vous

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Il a dit quoi J'ai pas entendu

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Il a dit Bénis soient les fromagers

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Pourquoi les fromagers

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Ne le prends pas à la lettre

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Il parle de l'industrie du lait en général

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A cause de Gros Nez on n'a rien entendu

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Encore une fois et tu t'en prends une

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Ecoutez Il va peut être parler de la bénédiction des gros nez

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Laisse le

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T'as vu ton blair toi Vous venez d'où Tarinville

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Si tu continues je te casse la gueule

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Surveille ton langage

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Et ne te mets pas le doigt dans le nez

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Ach komm Brian Seien Sie doch still

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Hör auf zu popeln Ich popel nicht ich kratz nur

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Du hast gepopelt als du mit der Dame geredet hast

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Hör auf damit Also bitte ich versteh kein Wort

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Das geht Sie gar nichts an ich rede mit meinem Mann

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Verdammt ich versteh kein Wort Beschimpfen Sie meine Frau

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Ich bat sie die Klappe zu halten Dicknase

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Nennen Sie ihn nicht Dicknase Er hat eine dicke Nase

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Ruhe Was war das eben Ich hab mit Dicknase geredet

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Ich glaube selig sind die Käser Was ist so besonders an Käsern

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Er meint es nicht wörtlich Es geht um alle Milchprodukt Hersteller

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Weil du gequatscht hast Dicknase Sag das noch mal dann gibt's Ärger

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Psst vielleicht sagt er ja noch was über die Großnäsigen

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Du bist auch gut ausgestattet Kommt ihr beide aus Rüsselsheim

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Noch mal dann gibt's Prügel Pfui schäm dich

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Und hör auf zu popeln Ich wollte ihm nur eine langen

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Не ковыряй в носу

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Я не ковырял в носу Я чесался

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Ты ковырял его пока говорил с той леди

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Я не ковырял Оставь его Дай ему отдохнуть

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Да не обращай внимания Я ни слова не слышу

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Не говори мне не обращай внимания Я беседую со своим мужем

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Ну так пошли бы и поговорили где то еще Я не слышу ни одного проклятого слова

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Не сквернословь при моей жене

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Я только просил ее заткнуться чтобы мы услышали что он говорит Большой Нос

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Не зови моего мужа Большой Нос Но у него действительно большой нос

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Нельзя ли потише пожалуйста Что он сказал

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Я был слишком занят беседой с Большим Носом

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Я думаю он сказал Блаженны производители сыра

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Что такого особого в производителях сыра

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Очевидно это не в буквальном смысле

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Имеются в виду все изготовители молочных продуктов

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Если бы ты вовремя прекратил мы бы это услышали Большой Нос

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Эй Скажи это еще раз и я разобью твое проклятое лицо

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Лучше слушай Может скажут Блаженны Большие Носы

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Отстань от него

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Да ты славный парень Раковая Морда

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Откуда вы двое из Города Носатых

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Еще один раз приятель и я разнесу тебя в гребаные вдребезги

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Язык И не ковыряй в носу

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Quiere callarse

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No te hurgues la nariz

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Me estaba rascando

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Te la hurgabas mientras hablabas con ella

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No Déjala en paz

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Por favor no oigo nada No me venga con ''por favor''

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Le hablaba a mi esposo No lo haga aquí

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No oigo un carajo Cuide sus palabras

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Le pedí que se callara para poder escuchar narigón

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No le diga ''narigón''

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Tiene una nariz grande Silencio por favor

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Qué dijo Hablaba con el narigón

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''Benditos los fabricantes de queso'' creo

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Qué tienen de especial

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No lo tomes literalmente

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Se refiere a cualquier producto lácteo

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No nos dejaste escuchar narigón

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Dilo otra vez y te rompo la cara

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Él podría decir ''Benditos los narigones''

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Déjalo en paz

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Cállate cara con manija Uds nacieron en ciudad Nariz

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Termínala maldito

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Cuida tu boca

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Y no te hurgues la nariz

Available in 6 languages

Duration

69 seconds

Views

360

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:11

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

Production

Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.

Actors

Mrs. Big Nose