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Life of Brian

Finished! Right. Now,don't do it again

Finished! Right. Now,don't do it again

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Right Now don't do it again
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Duration
11 seconds
Views
450
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:24
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
Handmade Films,Python (Monty) Pictures Limited

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Movie Summary

Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
We're gettin' in through the underground heating system hereup through into the main audience chamber hereand Pilate's wife's bedroom is hereHaving grabbed his wife we inform Pilate that she is in our custodyand forthwith issue our demandsAny questions - Life of Brian 00:27
We're gettin' in through the underground heating...
They bled us white the bastards They've taken everything we hadAnd not just from us From our fathers and from our fathers' fathersAnd from our fathers' fathers' fathers YeahAnd from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers Don't labor the pointAnd what have - Life of Brian 01:24
They bled us white the bastards They've taken...
I'm a poor man. - Life of Brian 00:11
I'm a poor man.
From now on you shall be called Brian that is called Brian - Life of Brian 00:07
From now on you shall be called Brian that is called Brian
- Right. Where were we? - You were gonna punch me. - Life of Brian 00:06
- Right. Where were we? - You were gonna punch me.
What Quite the little jailer's pet are weWhat do you mean You must've slipped him a few shekelsSlipped him a few shekels You saw him spit in my faceOh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the faceI sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at - Life of Brian 00:37
What Quite the little jailer's pet are weWhat do you...
Oh lay off me I've had a hard timeYou've had a hard time I've been here five yearsThey only hung me the right way up yesterday so don't you - Life of Brian 00:11
Oh lay off me I've had a hard timeYou've had a...
They must think you're Lord God AlmightyWhat will they do to me Oh you'll probably get away with crucifixionCrucifixion Yeah first offenseGet away with crucifixion It'sBest thing the Romans ever did for us WhatOh yeah if we didn't have crucifixion this - Life of Brian 00:21
They must think you're Lord God AlmightyWhat will they...
What will they do to me Oh you'll probably get away with crucifixionCrucifixion Yeah first offense - Life of Brian 00:09
What will they do to me Oh you'll probably get away...
Guard Nail him up I sayGuard Nail some sense into him - Life of Brian 00:08
Guard Nail him up I sayGuard Nail some sense into him
Now take my case. - Life of Brian 00:50
Now take my case.
Stwike him centurion very woughly - Life of Brian 00:04
Stwike him centurion very woughly
So your father was a Woman Who was heHe was a centurion in the Jerusalem garrison sirReally What was his nameNaughtius MaximusCenturion do you have anyone of that name in the garrisonWell no sirWell you sound very sure Have you checkedWell no sir I think - Life of Brian 02:52
So your father was a Woman Who was heHe was a centurion in...
Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the garrison? - Life of Brian 01:00
Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the garrison?
I will not have my friends "widiculed" by the common "soldiewy." Anyone else feel like a little giggle... - Life of Brian 00:41
I will not have my friends "widiculed" by the...
He has a wife, you know? - Life of Brian 00:33
He has a wife, you know?
And the bezan shall be huge and blackAnd the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creaturesAnd the whore of Babylonshall ride forth on a threeheaded serpentAnd throughout the lands there'll be a great rubbing of partsThe demon shall bear a ninebladed - Life of Brian 01:17
And the bezan shall be huge and blackAnd the eyes thereof...
There shall in that time be rumors of things going astrayum and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really areAnd nobody will really know where lieththose little thingswith the sort of raffia work base that has an attachmentAt this time a - Life of Brian 00:36
There shall in that time be rumors of things going astrayum...
You're supposed to argue Ten for that You must be mad - Life of Brian 00:06
You're supposed to argue Ten for that You must be mad
One total catastrophe like thisis just the beginning - Life of Brian 00:07
One total catastrophe like thisis just the beginning