Have I got a big nose, Mum?- Oh, stop thinking about sex. - I wasn't!- You're always on...
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Have I got a big nose, Mum?- Oh, stop thinking about sex. - I wasn't!- You're always on about it,morning, noon and night. "Will the girls like this?Will the girls like that? Is it too big?ls it too small?" Here you are, mate. - Bless you, sir.- Alms for the poor. - Alms for a leper.- Alms for an exleper. Bloody donkey owners.All the same, ain't they? Never have any change.Oh, here's a touch. - Spare a talent for an old exleper?- Buzz off! Spare a talentfor an old exleper? A talent?That's more than he earns in a month! - Half a talent, then.- Now, go away! - Come on, Big Nose, let's haggle.- What? You open at one shekel.I start at 2,000. We close about 1,800. - No.- 1,750? - Go away!- 1,740? - Leave him alone!- All right, two shekels.Isn't this fun, eh? Look, he's not giving youany money, so piss off!
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Have I got a big nose Mum Oh stop thinking about sex
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I wasn't You're always on about it morning noon and night
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Will the girls like this Will the girls like that
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Is it too big ls it too small
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Here you are mate
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Bless you sir Alms for the poor
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Alms for a leper Alms for an exleper
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Bloody donkey owners All the same ain't they
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Never have any change Oh here's a touch
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Spare a talent for an old exleper Buzz off
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Spare a talent for an old exleper
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A talent That's more than he earns in a month
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Half a talent then Now go away
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Come on Big Nose let's haggle What
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You open at one shekel I start at 2 000 We close about 1 800
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No 1 750
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Go away 1 740
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Leave him alone All right two shekels Isn't this fun eh
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Look he's not giving you any money so piss off
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Movie Summary
Born on the original Christmas in the stable next door to Jesus Christ, Brian of Nazareth spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.
